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Toni2Wheels

37 Dallas, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:10pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Management
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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No one in any of my photos is a partner, only friends or perhaps my brother who is one of my very best friends. I take a lot of pictures with friends so I didn't want to be confusing or mislead anyone.

I am not looking for anything in particular...not a relationship, not casual sex. Just curious and open to meeting new people.

Here are some things I'm into: bicycles, costumes, park parties, brunch, Yoga, practical jokes, beer, disco camping, theme parties, Sudoku, running, roadtrips and travel, thrift stores, audience participation, crashing parades, free stuff, coffee, boots, barbecues, fishnets, learning new things, one-liners, drums/drummers/drum circles, being read to, competition, planning parties, chocolate, going to new restaurants/bars, hula hoops, meat (but not on the bone), teamwork, anything outdoors, telling stories, spooning, crafty projects, calling it out when something sucks, flashmobs, food fights, singing along (poorly), happy hour, group bike rides, puns, festivals, old buildings, whiskey, spontaneous public nudity, variety, Burning Flipside, Santa Rampage, Eeyore's Birthday, Idiotarod, etc.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a swimphomaniac & I enjoy the occasional 5k and circus workshop. I box twice a week and ride bikes for fun (no spandexLance ArmstrongComplicated bullshit). Crossword puzzles, Sudoku puzzles, event planning and fantasizing about cupcakes. You should know that I own more space suits than spoons. Seriously.
I’m really good at
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Riding bicycles, planning parties/events, bringing ideas to life and inspiring other people to get involved. Balancing ledgers/accounting, story telling, pranks, costuming, sneaking into parades. I'm pretty damn good at navigating, organizing and getting drunk. I am a master of TPing houses. I suck at anything involving technology, but I would REALLY love to learn to download music.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tattoos. My leadership.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a library card and read anything that piques my interest that day. Almost entirely non-fiction...mainly crime/psychology/biography. I also read crime blogs pretty much every day (went to college for forensic psychology, it has never stopped interesting me).

Movies: Cecil B. Demented, Dogfight, When Harry Met Sally, The Shining, I Shot Andy Warhol, The Breakfast Club, Dancer In the Dark, Moulin Rouge, SICK, Tipping the Velvet, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Weird Science, Down With Love, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Better Off Dead, etc.

Shows: I like audience participation movies like The Room and Rocky Horror. I like to see live music shows when the crowd gets really into it, too (Captured!By Robots or SeaLion, for example).

Music: I love the kind of music they play on BBC Radio One. Passion Pit, Portishead, Florence & the Machine, Marina & the Diamonds, MGMT, Flaming Lips, La Roux, Tegan & Sara, Modest Mouse, Propellorheads, Mazzy Star, Adele, Kid Cudi, MNDR, Bjork, Sleater-Kinney, Kasabian, Camera Obscura, Snow Patrol, Say Anything, James, tons more AND of course Billie Holiday.

Food: Meat, although the bones freak me out. Chocolate, cake, sweets of all variety. Gouda, Manchego, Goat and all sorts of other cheeses (except Blue). Sushi, tacos, portabella mushrooms, spinach, bell peppers, and more meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sunshine, google, costumes, soap, socializing, creative outlets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Improvement. Community.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically i prefer to go out on the off-nights rather than weekends. On a Thursday I may be headed somewhere fun like a gallery opening with an open bar or cheap night at the horse races. I like to see smaller live music shows, midnight movies, and roadside attractions. Weird parties are my favorite-- food wrestling, edible costumes, hula hoop death-match, robot danceparty, naked moonwalk, etc. Variety is the spice of life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I assure you that I am not as wild as the impression I seem to give initially. About 90% of my time is working, working out, doing chores, and reading. Of course....the remaining 10% is a mix of whiskey, explosives, nudity and fudge...it's a delicate balance.
You should message me if
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You're interested...and not in your 20's...

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