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Tonibaloney123

51 F San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a writer, a homeschooling mom of two teens, trying to start a business of getting paid to write and another one of private yoga lessons, editing my novel.

I've lived a pretty good life, I loved what I have done for the past 19 years, traveling to Mexico, Central America, Canada, and Western Australia for 6 months. at a time.

I'm a big science fiction geek (movies, TV shows or books)

Divorce papers are filed and just waiting for it to be completed and done with. Should be done in July.

I always like meeting new people.

I do yoga, and I love the shape I'm in.

I don't do drugs and ideally, you don't (anymore), either. I drink socially.
What I’m doing with my life
Editing a novel and writing a new one &yoga instructor, homeschooling & parenting two lively teens, hiking with the dog or kids, connecting with people. Loving my life now, just as much as the life that I'm leaving behind.

Being a parent to teens means that I am in the midst of pop-culture, so I watch some TV, some of the newest movies, listen to lots of interesting music NOT from my generation. All the while, I am introducing my kids to classic comedies on TV and the movies, classic music, reading lots of books with them.
I’m really good at
matching up socks.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair? (I have a lot of it)
Smile? (I have a lot of those)
Eyes?( I swear I only have two of those)
My extremely sophisticated manner? (Not)...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So I read someone else's profile and I loved the way they had it set up, so here goes (so I guess I'm stealing someone else's format off of here and I'm not giving him any attribution and he knows who he is)
I'm more of a Kaylee than an Inara, to your Wash but I wish I was more of a Zoe.

If you ask me who I like as writers, I might answer Isaac Assimov but I might also say Joss Whedon, Neil Gaiman, or J.J. Abrams.

My "comfort" movie would be "The Princess Bride" but I'm just as likely to pick "Bare Naked Ladies in America" (makes me laugh every time so hard that I feel like I have done a full ab workout) or "Galaxy Quest" depending on availability, who I'm with, and what snacks are on hand.

LOTR (both the books and the movies), sci-fi movies and books in general, I read lots of YA because of my kids, so that we can discuss books, like "Graceling" and "Bitter Blue" and "The Host". I liked Ender's Game(despite the controversy that author has reveled in) and was re-reading the series with my kids. The Divergent series, loved The Hunger Games series. Loved the way "Divergent" series ended. Count me in the minority. Reading "I am Number Four" series now with kids.

Movies? I loved "Lincoln", "Argo", "Les Miserables", but while I am showing my kids classics, we just recently watched "Schindler's List", "Life is Beautiful", among others.
I am editing this to say "HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN "Army of Darkness"?" Carry on...
Love All Mel Brooks Movies but my favorites are"Young Frankenstein" and "Blazing Saddles". Mel Brooks, in his prime, was a writer's god.
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and all things Monty Python.

Side note where there is no side- We went to Comic Con last summer (2013) but didn't dress up. What a shame.

TV? Oy to the vey, I have watched some reality TV, but I like shows like "The Walking Dead" but also love "The Talking Dead", "TruBlood" and stuff like "Modern Family", "Firefly", 'Eureka", "SuperNatural", "Big Bang Theory" rocks! Um, what was I saying? Oh yeah...

Music? I like almost everything; Reggae (Bob Marley is something that the kids grew up on), Jazz (I played Tenor Sax for a couple of years, so I love Stan Getz, Lew Tabackin, but I also love Dizzy Gilespie, Miles Davis, really old Louis Armstrong), classic rock, new rock, pop rock, all sorts of music. Jackson 5. Blondie. Sex Pistols. Red Hot Chili Peppers.
The 15 yr old boy is introducing me to Glitch Hop and dub step. The 13 yr old girl is making me love Green Day, Train, Cake, Imagine dragons, One Republic and Sublime because of our awesome ability to massacre those songs by singing while driving.

My guilty pleasures? Singing Bruno Mars songs in my car as loudly and as badly as I can. Great stress reliever when there is no one to come home to and "that" is not available, ("that" is my favorite stress reliever). Also, I confess. I love "The 20/20 experience" by Justin Timberlake, both albums and can sing a good number of the songs until they are stuck in my head. Sighing. But not over JT, just over the fact that ear worms plague me.

Food? I like to say that I grew up finicky, so that I could scare everyone later with my adventurous tastes. I love fish, love sushi, love Italian, love Japanese, Love, love, love Mexican food, love all kinds of food. I won't eat it if it can lick me back (I'm Mexican and tongue is considered a delicacy... um, N to the O, no!) or it can look at me (Yes, I am talking to that eyeball on my plate!), or it is still moving (live shrimp, dipped in tempura, flash deep fried for less than a minute and served to the fresh-off-the-airplane-from-Japan businessman sitting next to me at a Sushi bar in Costa Mesa... um, dude, you never stood a chance with me as you talked to me while chasing the still moving shrimp who had a hard time moving because the tempura batter had gotten into its segmented legs and you kept insisting that it was fresh. I'm sure it was fresh, it was still moving. And I'm sure it would have insisted it was fresh, too, had it been able to talk. Nuff sed)
The six things I could never do without
My two kids, my dog, belly laughs, writing and books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what is the best thing in the world for me? What will I do next week? How will I get my novel finished? What research can I do to help it get done?
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to figure out where my comfort zone is and then push out of it! Once a month I read my stories out loud at 3 Minute Dime Stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I am human, last time I checked. (did that sound convincing?)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 40–60
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you are willing to make sure that the first message you send me is grammatically correct and the words are spelled right or used right. Nothing like a first impression, right?

Please respond if you are a happy, funny person and
have a fantastic day!