Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Picture yourself in the passenger seat of an exotic car, say a 2013
Chevy Cruze. We are driving down a country back road as the sun
sets gently over the tree line. It's been a long day together and
plans for the night to come have entered the forefront of your
mind. You look over at me as I drive with a soft expression on my
face wondering how this day can get any more perfect. Just as you
suggest a dinner, perhaps a trip to the wine bar for that red wine
I've been telling you about and a great crème brûlée, I look over
and ask the most important question on my mind,
"What time do the pats play love?"
If you're still here, I'm Tony. By day I am a semi- successful
manager at a popular grocery store, making sure your neighbors,
crazy landladies and most importantly grandparents get all the
cheese and canned goods they need to make it. By night I am a
bachelor gourmet cooking, karaoke singing, netflix watching, red
wine drinking, kiss stealing son of a gun. Napping too-can't forget
What I'm looking for is a travel partner, and someone who doesn't
mind a handsome dork who wants to cook for you and talk about
eventually getting a puppy (it will be a french bulldog and I'm
going to name him Pierre, there will be no arguments). My ideal
date will be able to hold a conversation most of all and not
looking to kidnap or drug me. (Sidenote: if you are going to kidnap
me please take me somewhere warm). Most of all she needs to know
what she wants. She's active and not afraid to take an adventure or
sudden road trip If that's you and you've made it through all of
this, let's chat...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working full time. Being a gentleman of leisure. Lord of Casterly
Rock. Wondering why i'm not at the beach
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Retaining useless information, driving, cooking, being a beer snob,
telling life stories and going on vacation. I'm brilliant at going
on vacation. Also spooning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Intelligent, well dressed man with a certain Joie de Vivre.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything by David Balcacci or Vince Flynn, The secrets of mind
power (best 70's self help book ever), The prince, Anything about
the war or history.
Led Zeppelin, The Who, At the drive in, The Mars Volta, Metallica
(pre load), King Crimson, Immortal, Black Sabbath, System of a
Dr. Dre, Eric B and Rakim, Nas, Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., Jay Z,
Gucci Mane, Trinidad James, NWA, snoop, run d.m.c.
Top Gear U.K, Game of Thrones, Deadliest Catch, Justified, River
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6)A wide empty road with no speed limits and a full tank of gas.
Matt Monro on the stereo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would I do in the case of a bacon shortage? Where I would go
in the off chance of the zombie apocalypse? Do they really sing at
the car wash? Why don't I own a leisure suit? When will fur be back
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have socks with ninjas on them. That should be enough.
You should message me if
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You don't want a creeper, clinger or opera singer
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