Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not sure how I feel about online dating, but I'm sure there's some
good gals out there. Plus real life dates require pants, which this
site does not. At least I dont think so..
Its tough to self-summarize myself in a paragraph or two, but I
would say "so far so good". Im a bit dichotomous though: Im a kid
at heart trying to be the best grown-up I can be. Im passionate yet
tactful, intelligent yet laughable, and fulfilled yet
I love learning about everything, and my world view is very dynamic
(except my views on bacon which I'm firmly convinced is perfect).
I'm blessed with a large varied group of friends and family, each
one louder and more opinionated than the next.
Mostly though , Im a swell fella' who'd like to meet a real keen
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I test beer. That is my job because im the luckiest SOB ever,
Besides work though I like reading, cooking, running, sports,
fishing, camping, music festivals, homebrewing, gardening,
needlepoint and Smoking Crack. (haha, Just kidding, I hate
Im also big into just about all sciences or Pseudo-sciences,
especially genetics and molecular biology
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Yaking. I can be pretty verbose at times, and sometimes im not sure
when to shut the hell up.
However I also sometimes don't finish my sentences cause I forget
what I was talki
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am not naked. Usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk or Christopher Moore; Song
of Fire and Ice, High Fidelity, tolkien, many more... I kinda
scavenge books from my friends mostly tho
Anything I haven't seen on cable 30 times
Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad,
Downton Abbey, Simpsons, Always Sunny, Family Guy, Breaking Bad,
PBS Nature Documenteries, Breaking Bad
Bluesy and Groovy
Oh jeez, dont even get me started on this one..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to look forward too
Good food and good drink
Oregon Ducks Football
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is the universe orderly by nature? Or has humanity just given order
to a seemingly random system of chemical and energetic reactions?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about with my friends; taking in a show, hitting a favorite
bar, or arguing over whether or not tofu is an acceptable pizza
topping. ITS NOT!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Besides that those low-res pictures are actually me, its that im
still trying to get my Vegas wedding to zooey deschanel annulled.
She just wont give up the ghost..
Also that I dont have a facebook and that this is the closest thing
I have to social media in my life is sort of embarrassing. If you
know me from real life tho, please do message me cause I dont have
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not un-awesome
You're not Zooey Deschanel (Zooey, I will only speak to you through
my lawyer anymore)
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