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34 Petaluma, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:10am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
A little extra
Other, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I am ALL MIGHTY KING OF THE NERDS!!!....except for that damned Urkle kid, he beats me out everytime. And just some advice never let a girl see your action figure collection before the 4th date (they are not nearly as excited about it as you are). lol
What I’m doing with my life
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I eat..I sleep...I go to work.....and at night when no one is looking.....I fight crime in my underpants ( sssshhhh don't tell anyone).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really really good at being awesome!! but only when no one is looking at me. Otherwise I'm simply LEGENDARY. Oh and I mix drinks too, often creating the aforementioned legendary status as stated above.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am loud as shit! which is quieter than you think, and I don't smell as bad. I have no idea what you might see first because often it seems you've already heard of me....I'm really not sure how that happens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like that one show, you know the one that makes me laugh or something, its like a half an hour long. And anything with spaceships and lasers is usually cool too. Movies with dudes kicking ass and chicks being awesome. If you cook it, I will like it (even if I hate it).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air yes definitely air...water, food, sleep is usually good, sunlight is nice too, and of course sex can't forget about that pretty sure that's how I got here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to conquer the world without anyone knowing about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
it will be a Friday night adventure staring yours truly and a supporting cast of equally awesome folks. It will be fun filled, riveting, suspenseful...and I know it was good because when I wake up I've got a head ache and can't remember what happened, (that's why I have to try again the next week).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well there was that one time that I lifted a truck off of a pregnant lady while helping an old lady cross the street to safe a building full of orphans in a building that was on fire. Serious James Bond stuff right there, but I'm not one brag.
You should message me if
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If you're awesome and you know it

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and you really want to show it

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