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Tonybones13

27 Asbury Park, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Other (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to perfect telepooptation. I'm having trouble getting the turds tranferred through the quantum foam.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Magnets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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An English major told me my library is full of libertine literature.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Swyping people into oblivion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've never really understood this whole "hooking up" thing. It just looks like one big, stupid dance where everyone is constantly switching partners and no one is happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
breathing air.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You understand what i mean when i say i am the opposite of myself, and the exception to every rule. You want to play the 2 player levels of Portal 2 with me. Also if you're not planning on stabbing me. I feel like it's important to mention that. I'm not a big fan of being stabbed. I have a lot of important things inside me and I don't need some stabber mucking it all up in there.