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Tonybones13

26 M Asbury Park, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm pretty sure you're just a figment of our imaginations." My friend describing me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to die.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Magnets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like the sound of gross.

My favorite things to eat are Red Vines, 2 pieces of french toast filled with cheese, eggs, pork roll, and corned beef hash with hollandaise and chocolate syrup on top, strawberry milkshakes, root beer floats, pulled pork tacos, chip meat, dreams, vowels, rainbows, melancholy, new ideas, foreign languages, poetry, and cheeseburgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Swyping people into oblivion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've never really understood this whole "hooking up" thing. It just looks like one big, stupid dance where everyone is constantly switching partners and no one is happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
breathing air.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You understand what i mean when i say i am the opposite of myself, and the exception to every rule. You want to play the 2 player levels of Portal 2 with me. Also if you're not planning on stabbing me. I feel like it's important to mention that. I'm not a big fan of being stabbed. I have a lot of important things inside me and I don't need some stabber mucking it all up in there.