Tonybones13
27 Asbury Park, NJ
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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
Trying to perfect telepooptation. I'm having trouble getting the turds tranferred through the quantum foam.
I’m really good at
Magnets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
An English major told me my library is full of libertine literature.
The six things I could never do without
Swyping people into oblivion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I've never really understood this whole "hooking up" thing. It just looks like one big, stupid dance where everyone is constantly switching partners and no one is happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
breathing air.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You understand what i mean when i say i am the opposite of myself, and the exception to every rule. You want to play the 2 player levels of Portal 2 with me. Also if you're not planning on stabbing me. I feel like it's important to mention that. I'm not a big fan of being stabbed. I have a lot of important things inside me and I don't need some stabber mucking it all up in there.
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