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26 M Asbury Park, NJ

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They gave me a sledgehammer and told me to smash everything. So I did.

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Dr. Adam West and I reading.

Apparently everyone likes me more when I'm pissed off. Which is some bullshit.

Dramatic pose #1! Not modeling!

That time I was Nightcrawler.

I found tiny person pants for $6. So of course I had to buy them and look disgruntled all day.

Dramatic pose #2! Modeling!

I begged my boss to let me leave work 5 hours early so I could catch this show.