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25 / M / Straight / Single
Asbury Park, New Jersey
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This is what most pictures of me tend to look like.
They gave me a sledgehammer and told me to smash everything. So I did.
Apparently everyone likes me more when I'm pissed off. Which is some bullshit.
Dramatic pose #1! Not modeling!
I found tiny person pants for $6. So of course I had to buy them and look disgruntled all day.
I did a Nightcrawler bodypaint photoshoot, then started a dance party in the rain where everyone rubbed my paint all over each other. Apparently later that night, someone who was there got arrested and had to explain that to the cops.
Dramatic pose #2! Modeling!
I begged my boss to let me leave work 5 hours early so I could catch this show.
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