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TonzOhFun

31 M Manhasset, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am who I am. < that's Popeye, yah but yes that's me too

Always Live in the moment!!! accept the things in life you can not change and change the things you can. .

I enjoy the little things in life. Honesty is the best policy (even of it's not in your favor). during my free time i either relax and catch up on TV, go to the gym or spend time playing with my dog. If it's nice out I'll go to park sit down and watch the world pass by, read a book or play some sports.

I enjoy a good conversation about whatever over an ice cold beer. I enjoy baseball, basketball, baseketball (I hope you get that reference)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in finances for a independent brokerage firm
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic
Listening to myself (it's one of my great joys of life)
bringing up random thoughts
Making Simpsons references
Having non sensical rambling conversations
Telling stories that don't go anywhere. Napping, I'm a champion napper.
Taking pills I find on the floor.
Butchering unique names.
Playing fluffy fingers.
Scream sing at the gym on the elliptical "I don't wanna be in love" by good Charlotte
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I all of a suddenly appeared out of no where.... My beard,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tv: Simpsons, family guy, the office, law and order, modern family, person of interest, Hawaii five-0, elementary, boardwalk Empire,

Music: eminem, billy Joel, green day, 3rd eye blind, classic rock, basically mix of music

Books: history books, astronomy books.

Food: Milksteak (boiled over hard), jelly beans (raw of course), sushi, pizza, BBQ
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog , my phone, TV, Car, computer, family... The Sun, the Moon, the ozone layer, Oxygen, water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for dinner, how cool would it be if the Knicks won the championship.

Why girls have pictures of themselves with pretend mustaches as part of their dating profile (that's not attractive). And duck faces what's up with that why do girls do that?

What one thing I would change about my past if I had a time machine (but then I'll be like I have a time machine how cool is that!!)

Why do people fight on twitter and Facebook with people they don't know.

Why are people so angry?!? WTF?!?

If I was a guinea pig for Facebook and OkCupid.

Why do people join a dating site but then say they are hesitant to meet people on it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying that I'm all alone (maybe that's why I'm on okcupid) or watching tv or out having a few drinks (sometimes acting stupid which is always fun!!!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes go by my Alter ego; an architect named Arthur "Art" Vandelay

I pity those who are closed minded.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are not scared to...
If you want to critique my profile; I welcome it (try not to be to mean though)

If you like what you see or read or think we will be a good match. If you like to have a good time, likes dogs ( I have a great one!) or Just want to grab a drink because tasty adult beverages are the bee's knees, then hit me up. I'm a stereotypical guy ( I guess)