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TooManyEyes

22 Mexico City, Mexico Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Were my boldness greater, I could write an excessively wordy paragraph here trying to make myself appear smarter and more interesting than I actually am. I'd proceed to describe in a vulgar self-deconstruction how I'm an INTP grammar nazi and occasional insomniac with a severe case of lust for life who likes tea, cats, cooking, billiards, martial arts, videogames, rainy days, exploring a crime-ridden city at 3AM, books, peoplewatching, and overthinking, among other things; and while this may seem too forward, I hope such simple words may persuade you and intrigue you nonetheless. You might feel more at ease and tell me about yourself with a bigger spark of confidence, only to find I am actually amused by listening to you speak.

But that would probably be arrogant, not to mention pretentious.

So I'll just say "Hi"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Studying industrial engineering
-Cooking because it's awesome
-Muay Thai, Muay Thai is cool and I might sign up for Judo later
-Satisfying my wanderlust at inhuman hours
-Hoping to relearn piano and never actually trying to
-/pol/ /fa/ and /d/
-Being a wannabe polymath.

My favorite word (and Moral Orel episode) is "sacrifice". Or "toska". Or "butt".

I'm just trying to enjoy the ride.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acting like I know what's going on, causing conversations to turn meta, staying unrustled.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My whole life has been the eyes getting tons of compliments. "¡Que bonitos ojos tienes!" is not something I hear rarely.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This part is long, just skip it

Books: Océano Mar, Norwegian Wood, La Increíble y Triste Historia de la Cándida Eréndira y su Abuela Desalmada, Battles in the Desert, Kitchen, The Idiot, Catcher in the Rye, City, Slaughterhouse 5, A Confederacy of Dunces, Shantaram, and The Dwarf Planet. Rec good books pls.

Movies: Artsy and animated ones mainly. 85% of Disney/Pixar flicks, Ratatouille, Drive, Groundhog Day, Shaun of the Dead, The Iron Giant, Napoleon Dynamite, The Breakfast Club, Eternal Sunshine, American Psycho, American Beauty, Kung Pow, Rocky Horror, Birdman, et cetera.

Telly: Malcolm in the Middle, Futurama, older Simpsons, Seinfeld, Dr. Who, Dragon's Den, Whose Line is it Anyways?, way too many 90's cartoons like Courage or Johnny Bravo, and some plebbish entry-level animu like Cowboy Bebop, Eva, Welcome to the N.H.K., FLCL, Steins; Gate, and The Tatami Galaxy. If you like Satoshi Kon I will love you unconditionally.

Music:Don't care much about following artists. Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Grimes, The Protomen, Queen, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Pillows, Blink 182, The Mountain Goats, Gogol Bordello, Elvis, Pogo, and Hideki Naganuma, etc.

Food: Cold lemon pie, tea, and lasagna.

Vidya: Deus Ex, Dark Messiah, Ninja Gaiden, Stubbs the Zombie, Okami, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. , and Jet Set Radio Future, and there's also a soft spot for cutesy RPG Maker ones like Ib or The Witch's House though I could never get into Yume Nikki for some reason. Sometimes I play Team Fortress 2 or Killing Floor, or small indie non-shit games like Bastion or Hotline Miami, or the current flavor of the month.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A jacket. Jackets are cool.
The rest are expendable: wallet, swiss knife, phone, wristwatch, oxygen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People and their strangeness, tigers and lions, what I'm going to do today, stuff that will never happen, that stupid thing I did back then, where am I gonna find that exotic ingredient needed for my current recipe.

I should really stop lending my books to strangers off the internet because they're seldom returned.

Existir es ridículo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
the Batman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bleu de Chanel, Thierry Mugler Pure Havane

I am a pretty messed up pervert and not that bright.

My brain may be fucked but my heart is honest.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Do you enjoy lying in the grass and looking at clouds while discussing nonsense?
- Are you one of those weird tumblr people with a slight bit of common sense ?
-Tea?
- Do you happen to act creepily similar to Daria?
- Wanna take turns piggyback riding through Walmart until we get kicked out?
- Want to watch some 2deep4u artsy movies or a few episodes of Whose Line while cuddling in the couch?
-Would you like someone to cook you warm miso soup and and give you a sheet of bubble wrap when you're sick?
- Ever wished to play billiards, ice-skate, or win a costume contest on a genuine autocinema?
- If I pull that off, will you die?
- Do you promise not to kidnap me and chop me into little pieces?
- Are you James Franco?

If you answered yes to any of those then I have good news for you: you should! And if you call within the next 30 minutes you will get a potato peeler AND a reply ABSOLUTELY FREE!