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21 Mexico City, Mexico Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:35pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Were my boldness greater, I could write an excessively wordy paragraph here trying to make myself appear smarter and more interesting than I actually am. I'd proceed to describe in a vulgar self-deconstruction how I'm an INTP grammar nazi and occasional insomniac with a severe case of lust for life who likes tea, cats, cooking, billiards, martial arts, videogames, exploring a crime-ridden city at 3AM, cloudy days, looking at clothes, books, peoplewatching, and overthinking, among other things; and while this may seem too forward, I hope such simple words may persuade you and intrigue you nonetheless. You might feel more at ease and tell me about yourself with a bigger spark of confidence, only to find I actually enjoy listening to you speak about whatever more than most things.

But that would probably be arrogant, not to mention pretentious.

So I'll just say "Hi"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, studies in industrial engineering because I gotta live off something, cooking because it's awesome, exercising (Muay Thai, Muay Thai is cool), city exploring since it satifies my wanderlust, hoping to relearn piano and never actually trying because I'm so god damn busy but not really, watching chinese cartoons, and making sauce patterns on plates at ungodly hours because I've lost control of my life, sometimes with a nice bowl of chocolate pudding.

My favorite word (and Moral Orel episode) is "sacrifice". Or "toska". Or "butt".

heh, butt.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acting like I know what's going on, English, causing conversations to turn meta, staying unrustled.

I like learning things and am an encyclopedia of useless information.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My whole life has been the eyes getting tons of compliments. "¡Que bonitos ojos tienes!" is not something I hear rarely.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Océano Mar, Norwegian Wood, La Increíble y Triste Historia de la Cándida Eréndira y su Abuela Desalmada, Battles in the Desert, Kitchen, The Idiot, Catcher in the Rye, City, Slaughterhouse 5, A Confederacy of Dunces, Shantaram, and The Dwarf Planet are a few of them.

Movies: Artsy and animated ones mainly, but I enjoy almost all genres. 85% of Disney, Pixar, Satoshi Kon, Dreamworks flicks, Ratatouille, Drive, Groundhog Day, Shaun of the Dead, The Iron Giant, Napoleon Dynamite, The Breakfast Club, The Truman Show, American Psycho, American Beauty, Birdman, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Rocky Horror, et cetera.

Telly: Don't really watch TV, but I enjoy older Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, Futurama, Seinfeld, Dr. Who, Dragon's Den, way too many 90's cartoons like Courage the Cowardly Dog or Johnny Bravo, and some plebbish entry-level animes like Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, Welcome to the N.H.K., FLCL, Steins; Gate, Berserk, and The Tatami Galaxy. If you like the works of Satoshi Kon then tell me so immediately.

Music: OSTs mainly, I don't care much about following artists and would rather enjoy listening to a song or two from them. I like Sunn O))), Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Grimes, The Protomen, Queen, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Pillows, Blink 182, The Mountain Goats, Gogol Bordello, Elvis, Pogo, and Hideki Naganuma, among others.

Food: Cold lemon pie, tea, and lasagna.

Vidya: Deus Ex, Dark Messiah, Ninja Gaiden, Stubbs the Zombie, Okami, and Jet Set Radio Future are my favorite videogames, and there's also a soft spot for cutesy RPGMaker ones like Ib or The Witch's House though I could never get into Yume Nikki for some reason. Sometimes I play Team Fortress 2 or Killing Floor, or small indie non-shit games like Bastion or Hotline Miami, or the current flavor of the month.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A jacket. Jackets are cool.
The rest are miscellaneous items I can live without: Phone, wallet, swiss knife, wristwatch, oxygen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You, Nutella, a slice of bread, and how to combine those.

Alternatively: How quaint these modern times are, humans and their strangeness, hypothetical scenarios, regrets about that stupid thing I did when younger, where am I gonna find that one exotic ingredient needed for my current recipe, what I'm going to do today, lewd things.

I should really stop lending my books to strangers off the internet because they're seldom returned.

Everyone takes everything so seriously these days.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
the Batman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once unironically spent $100 on a shirt.

It was a nice shirt.
You should message me if
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- Do you enjoy lying in the grass and looking at clouds while discussing nonsense?
- Are you one of those weird tumblr people with a slight bit of common sense or objective perspective?
- Is greentext a valid way to tell a story?
- Do you happen to act creepily similar to Daria?
- Wanna take turns piggyback riding through Walmart until we get kicked out?
- Want a qt3.14 cook boyfriend to eat french food and watch 2deep4u artsy movies with?
- Is your drill the drill that will pierce the heavens?
- If I pull that off, will you die?
- Ever wished to play billiards, ice-skate, or visit a really cool teahouse?
- Do you promise not to kidnap me and chop me into little pieces?
- Are you James Franco?

If you answered yes to any of those then I have good news for you: you should! And if you call within the next 30 minutes you will get a potato peeler AND a reply ABSOLUTELY FREE!