update, 8/3/12: My parents recently celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary. So, of course, no pressure on me at all.
update, 9/14/12: In the future, when someone sends me a message consisting, in its entirety, of "Hi," I will probably send one back consisting, in its entirety, of "And hi to you." This may save some unnecessary messages being sent.
update: 6/7/13: Someone complained that I had not updated in quite a while. So, I have. This was followed by someone saying, "Hi."
I am gossamer, ajar, and contingent