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49 Sherman Oaks, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35-48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

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Last online
Today – 4:22pm
6' 3" (1.91m)
Other and laughing about it
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
By day, a mild-mannered writer for TV, books, and the stage. By night: defender of the realm, Hog Butcher for the World, finder of lost keys. I sing the body electric and rush in where others fear to tread except on weekends, national holidays, and Joey Bishop's birthday. Turn-ons: flowers, molybdenum, reruns of "Manimal"; Turn-offs: Sam Waterston, continental drift, people who don't use coasters.

update, 8/3/12: My parents recently celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary. So, of course, no pressure on me at all.

update, 9/14/12: In the future, when someone sends me a message consisting, in its entirety, of "Hi," I will probably send one back consisting, in its entirety, of "And hi to you." This may save some unnecessary messages being sent.

update: 6/7/13: Someone complained that I had not updated in quite a while. So, I have. This was followed by someone saying, "Hi."

update: 7/26/14: I certainly appreciate all the visits and messages from ladies in the Philippines, Malaysia, Russia, China, Guam, Thailand, Egypt, and the Congo. Since I have no plans to commute to any of those places for dating purposes, I hope you find some men who live, say, within two thousand miles of your present location.

I am gossamer, ajar, and contingent
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doing with my life? (cut to me singing "Lookin' for Love in All the Wrong Places" as animated cows dance by, followed by Roy Clark who chuckles and says, "Here now, the Hager Twins!")

update: I feel that I should delete the Hager Twins reference out of respect for the still-deceased Jon Hager but I just can't bring myself to do it.

update to update: Jon Hager is still deceased and I'm still not changing anything.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
avoiding questions about what I'm really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The family of Gypsies epoxied to my stomach
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: John Grisham's The Horny Barrister, Chicken Soup for Pederasts; Movies: Feel-Good Sam and His Basket of Kitties, Repressed British Romance With Perfect Diction, Tyler Perry's Family Abortion Party; Food: Sweet Tarts, bushbaby lungs in puff pastry
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do termites dream?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
poking transients with sharp sticks
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
see "On a typical Friday night I am"
You should message me if
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any of this is even faintly amusing to you