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TooSlow8

27 / M / straight / Single

Annapolis, Maryland

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Political / Government
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am Funny, Friendly, and Intelligent.

My Self-Summary

I am a successful happy person who is looking for someone to share my time with. I'm easy to get along with and looking for the same. I enjoy movies, music, playing games, travel, and trying new things, and would like someone to join me in these things.

I like going out and trying new things, but my perfect night would probably be staying in with friends or someone I care about. I think most people would describe me as funny, kind, and intelligent. Some might describe me as a little nerdy, and I am fine with that. I think nerdy girls are awesome too.

I can talk about anything, and will. I love to hear what other people think about things from their favorite TV shows, to their opinions on philosophy.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm an auditor for the government, not IRS don't worry. I only have two classes left to finish my Master's degree, but I'm working on getting some professional certifications right now.

I’m really good at

Random trivia.

The first things people usually notice about me

Used to be my piercings. But I have an adult job now and THE MAN doesn't think I should wear them. I liked them, but I don't miss them either.

I don't know what did you notice about me?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: I occasionally read fiction but mostly I go through non fiction books like they were snacks. Recently I've read Infidel, Nudge, Perfectly Irrational, The Stuff of Thought, Elbow Room, and The Omnivore's Dilemma. On the fiction front I've been reading F. Paul Wilson and Neil Gaiman recently.

Movies: I love movies. From art films to mainstream action, to B-movie schlock. I've been on a documentary kick lately. I honestly enjoyed one I watched all about the Helvetica font. Some of my favorite movies are Memento, Fight Club, V for Vendetta, Donnie Darko, Primer, Dear Zachary, Crank, Layer Cake, old Schwarzenegger films, and Godzilla films.

Music: I love all sorts of music with maybe an emphasis on metal/hardcore/punk. A random selection from my iPod might be Thursday, Every Time I Die, Daft Punk, Amanda Palmer, The Killers, The Dismemberment Plan, The Bled, Girl Talk, Aesop Rock, Muse, MSI, Coheed and Cambria.

Food: I am an adventerous eater and I'll try anything once. I love Mexican, Middle Eastern, Italian, Chinese, Thai, I've never really had Indian but I've been meaning to try it. My favorite food is probably a burrito from Chipotle. I have tried sushi on numerous occasions but it's just not for me. Recommend a good place if you want.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I have a wide variety of interests from Movies, Free Speech, Art, Intellectual Property, Music, Politics, Science, Comedy, and Philosophy.

I'm not normally very talkative, but I can talk for hours on these topics if I get started.

On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out with with my friends. Going out to eat, to a movie, playing games. I'm not really into the bar scene any more, but I still like to go out when there is something interesting going on.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I hiccup LOUD.

You should message me if

If you live in my area I'm always down for meeting new people.