Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


28 Astoria, NY Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 9:53am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
As a much younger man, I had a chance meeting with a terrifyingly large and presumably intoxicated homeless man in one of the many shady back alleys of downtown Charleston. I don't remember much of that fateful encounter, but I do remember that at one point he placed a massive hand on my shoulder, his eyes aglow with the fevered spark born somewhere between inspiration and insanity, and said, "Son... keep your feet planted here... but reach for the stars. One day... you may catch one."

His companion--who had been seated nearby sporting an impressive mustache and a cast around his left leg--then chimed in with, "You want some real life advice? If you know you've had too much to drink, and you see a quarter in the street... don't try to pick it up."

I have tried to live my life by these words. Especially that bit about the quarters.

If you're a fan of adjectives and hyphenates, you could say that I am artistic, health-conscious, ambitious, sex-positive, feminist, kink-friendly, nerd-friendly, food-friendly, tremendously excited by life and generally in favor of everybody enjoying the sensory, emotional, and intellectual experience of it in any way they damn well please (provided it's not hurting anybody else). I spit mad flow with a fiddle and have exceptional taste in socks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Personal trainer by day, musician and mayhem-instigator by night, passionate snack enthusiast by all of the above. Every day before school, my mama used to tell me to "make it a good day." So I do. One day at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Boggle. Challenge me if you dare, but know that I will trash talk without mercy and ultimately destroy you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Rampant, overwhelming sex appeal. Or sometimes height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Only the finest, excepting those occasions when I'm in the mood for the least fine.

To name a few:

Books: Catch-22, Song of Ice and Fire, LOTR, anything and everything Shakespeare or Vonnegut (the definitive bards of their respective eras), Siddhartha, the Life of Pi, various plays (Arthur Miller, Tennessee Williams, and Eugene O'Neill are some faves), and lots of graphic novel and comic stuff, most notably Watchmen and Sandman.

Movies: The Fisher King, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Mystery Men, Love Actually, Braveheart, Black Dynamite, The Dark Knight, and lots of really trashy Netflix gold (go watch Trollhunter. Right. Now). The Coen Brothers can do no wrong with me, and I'll watch pretty much anything Marvel Studios comes out with. My nerd flag flies high and proud, if that wasn't readily apparent by now.

TV: Mr. Show, Game of Thrones (!!), Dexter, Whose Line is it, Anyway?, Breaking Bad, Sci-fi channel original movies. I list those as TV because I feel conflicted about describing "Sharknado 2" as a "film," but man am I glad to live in a world where it exists.

Music: I refuse to believe that you are still reading at this point. Just in case, here are some nonsense words that sound like they could be obscure band names: Dr. Pantalamaus, Burgess Von Sturgess, Hedge Grind, The Big Tricksy Lobster Men, Hoooootenanny-nanny-noo, Mos Krunk-Ology, Zipper Lizard, Wonderpants, Homeless Joe and the Squeegee-Tones. If any of these turn out to be real and you can direct me to their website, we will be best friends.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Never? Really? Come now, OkCupid, let's not be dramatic. You clearly actually meant "six things I kinda like that could function as talking points."

...fair enough, that sounds stupid. How about "six things I could probably do without but would prefer not to because of the extent to which I enjoy them?"

...damn it, you're right. That's worse. You win this round, OkCupid. But this prompt is still dumb. Besides, anyone who's still reading by this point probably has a decent enough idea of my personality not to care overly much what six things I pick. Right at this moment, I could definitely go for about six slices of pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether the Midtown mounted police ever actually fight crime. Seriously, think about it. At first glance, they seem to function more as a tourist attraction than an instrument of law enforcement... but how awesome would it be to see a would-be purse-snatcher get run down by the fucking cavalry?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes Ke$ha plays while I'm training and I don't entirely hate it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have snacks. All this writing has made me hungry.