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Too_Tall_Tom

28 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Gregarious barely begins to describe him" was once said of my father. Someday I hope the same will be said of me.

I'm a fun loving man who believes that beer can be pared to anything as well as any wine and I won't die until I've had them all.

My veins run thick with queso and I'm a native to this fine city of Austin. I drink my whiskey straight, I like my egg yolks runny, and live music is my lifeblood.

I've traveled around the world and I'm constantly looking forward.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Improving it.

Last September I overhauled my lifestyle. I joined a boot camp and completely changed my ways of eating and living. So far I'm down 20 pounds and I'm really looking forward to summer.

Don't worry though, I'm not total health nut. Will I throw down on a crazy hot dog at Frank or have one of my patented "Waffle and Whiskey" nights? You bet your sweet ass. Finding new food is a passion of mine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making people laugh.
- Cooking. I'm self taught and I cook dinner for myself almost every night. Always from scratch and always delicious.
- Accents. You'd never believe I wasn't from England and my Christopher Walken is so good you'll practically feel the watch in your ass.
- Going it alone to a bar and making new friends along the way.
- Dancing (some inebriation required).
- Recalling the most seemingly trivial moments with my friends.
- Seeing over crowds
- Pointing the lack of legroom (and headroom) in public transportation.
- Bad puns. Or good puns. I suppose this depends on your stance on puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, if you've read my user name you'd be thinking that it's clearly the fact that I'm a veritable giant. While you'd be right, you'd be missing one important piece of the puzzle. The beard. The "Tall-guy-with-a-beard" look was championed by my father and I'm here to carry it on. It's a lifestyle, really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, Anthony Bourdain, Kurt Vonnegut. Freakonomics, Skunk Works, I Only Roast the Ones I Love, Let The Right One In.

Movies: Snatch, City of God, Die Hard, Anything with Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Alien(s), Spaceballs, Real Genius, Spies Like Us, Ghostbusters, Pulp Fiction, Goodbye Lenin.

Shows: Top Gear, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Chopped, Top Chef, Metalocalypse, Community, Archer, Louis, Wilfred, etc.

Music: Daft Punk, Queen, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Marvelous 3, Quiet Company, Blondie, Travis, Beastie Boys, Herman's Hermits, Cake, Ghostland Observatory, Gogol Bordello, etc.

Food: Bacon; anything with bacon. Sushi, Indian, BBQ, French, Vietnamese. Really, I'll try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Travelling
- Music
- Friends
- Technology
- New foods
- Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- The future, where I'll be, and where my career will take me.
- Who will win the World Cup.
- Wondering when the History Channel will actually show history again.
- What's the next meal I'm going to make.
- Whether I should get a dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Cooking dinner.
- Discovering new places to eat.
- Out grabbing drinks.
- Live music also comes to mind.
- Out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't drink caffeine. Okay, maybe not private but people usually gasp in terror when I tell them.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Good beer and live music sounds like a great night to you.
- You're adventurous in your food tastings.
- You would go skydiving with me.
- If you're not afraid to message me first*. The hell with social norms.
- You know what you want.

* Put thought into your message; no one liners, please.