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TootleDude

26 M Schaumburg, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I hate talking about myself, but love looking in the mirror. Please don't use me just for my sexy Christmas sweater. And don't stare; my eyes are up here.

I pretend like I take nothing seriously, but in secret I am actually a dark and brooding individual.

Brutal.
What I’m doing with my life
Music, Books, Science, Philosophy and Art
I’m really good at
Being the dumbest smart person you'll ever meet.

As a side note, I'm amazed at how many of you lovely ladies deem marathoning TV shows on Netflix as a talent.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well if I'm naked, I guess my schlong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ask me and I'll tell you...maybe.
The six things I could never do without
My skin

My lungs

My nervous system

My digestive tract

My heart

and my pocket mirror so I always know if I look FABULOUS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many of you creeps picked invisibility over flight. Does what goes on in the men's locker room interest you that much?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either playing music, reading a good book or getting drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am so fucking tired of everyone talking about how awkward they are.

I get it. It's a defense mechanism to offset the tension you feel over your own social anxiety.

Wanna know what's the most awkward thing about you? The fact that you won't shut up about how awkward you are.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You aren't interested in talking about how not interested you are in guys who are only interested in sex.

...oh, and be interesting.