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TootleDude

27 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate talking about myself, but love looking in the mirror. Please don't use me just for my sexy Christmas sweater. And don't stare; my eyes are up here.

I pretend like I take nothing seriously, but in secret I am actually a dark and brooding individual.

Brutal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Music, Books, Science, Philosophy and Art
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being the dumbest smart person you'll ever meet.

As a side note, I'm amazed at how many of you lovely ladies deem marathoning TV shows on Netflix as a talent.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well if I'm naked, I guess my schlong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ask me and I'll tell you...maybe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My skin

My lungs

My nervous system

My digestive tract

My heart

and my pocket mirror so I always know if I look FABULOUS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Butts.

Play your cards right and it might be your butt.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either playing music, reading a good book or getting drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am so fucking tired of everyone talking about how awkward they are.

I get it. It's a defense mechanism to offset the tension you feel over your own social anxiety.

Wanna know what's the most awkward thing about you? The fact that you won't shut up about how awkward you are.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't interested in talking about how not interested you are in guys who are only interested in sex.

...oh, and be interesting.