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36 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 14
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd rather be familiar with many things than an expert at one. My involvement ebbs and flows as much as my interests do. I've ran a music label, been (still) an apartment manager, founded a professionally competitive gaming brand, been a car driver a bike rider and now a scooter steerer. I've sang in a metal band, am a database programmer, and operated a underground music venue. I've lived in Michigan, Wisconsin, Nevada, and now California for six years and I absolutely never ever want to live any other place in the world than San least for now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A constant parallel string of repetitiously expanding obsessions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Elaborate schemes, hilarious pranks, community building, getting the carburetor on my mocha just right, making you feel awesome on your birthday.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I Like Killing Flies is my favorite movie ever made, Die Antwoord is my current music obsession, Savage Love is my religion and I go to church every Tuesday, Ravnica is a place I'm looking forward to spending a lot of time in, Tiger Lillies are few and far between but when they're on they're on, Patton Oswalt reeeeally likes those KFC bowls, personally I've never tried them, Marian is my favorite song by Sisters of Mercy, I met Immortal Technique once it's probably the most star struck I've ever been, Zoe Boekbinder is fucking cute, falsetto represents the human voice best, and the Portishead show last October *might* be the most moving concert I've ever seen.

"Look em in the eye and speak from the heart, you gotta go away to come back, if someone asks you to keep a secret their secret is a lie" - David Lynch
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
San Francisco
My Scooter
Trumpet Blasts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oppa Gangnam style, gay rights is the civil rights issue of our generation, San Francisco, society and the politics of not being political for efficiency's sake, nerds, friendship, how did Kreashawn get a deal, horse sized ducks, the pliability of the human mind and the power of delusion vs. reality, emotions > spirituality, the balance between taking life too seriously and not giving a shit, Venn diagrams
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Card nights that lead to dance clubs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's probably a bad idea to give me too much encouragement.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know how to get shit done.
You take your fun seriously, but you still know how to have it.
You're proud to live in SF because it represents your values.
Jesus ain't your Boo.
You're a switch.

Bonus points if you're into gaming.