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31 Chicago, IL Man


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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 1
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Wants kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Oh you know, I teach middle schoolers and read a lot of books.

Likes: Proper grammar, cover songs, This American Life, whiskey-based cocktails, Swedish crime fiction, jokes, Mexican food, the Pacific Ocean, Mike Birbiglia, narratives, experimental theatre, live music, the Los Angeles Lakers, puns, soccer, mash-ups, British ingenues, BBC programming, Korean BBQ

I am very funny. Trust me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I finally finished my master's, but, after spending much of college avoiding going to any real classes, I seem unable to stop going to school. So now its a teaching certificate and simulatenously applying to teaching jobs and PhD programs. When not doing that, I volunteer at a writing center and get paid to direct musicals starring 70 middle schoolers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
karaoke. knowing about television. voicing my opinion.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard game is pretty good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mitchell, Murakami, Hornby, Eggers, Rushdie, Ishaguro, Klosterman, DFW, Simmons, and Scandinavian crime fiction

Movies: Kicking and Screaming (NOT the Will Ferrell one), The Royal Tennenbaums, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, High Fidelity, Wet Hot American Summer, Brick, Rushmore, The Philadelphia Story

Music: the Mountain Goats, Bear vs. Shark, Elliott Smith, the Dismemberment Plan, Smog/Bill Callahan, Red House Painters/Sun Kil Moon/Mark Kozelek, Shearwater, Jets to Brazil, the Beatles, the Get Up Kids, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Frank Turner, Modest Mouse, Midlake, the Decemberists, John Vanderslice, the National, Girl Talk, the Silver Jews

TV: Arrested Development, the Wire, Friday Night Lights, the West Wing, Parks and Rec, Green Wing, the X-Files, Sherlock, Joss Whedon

Food: I love food. I especially love pork, prepared in potsticker or al pastor form (though not, it should be noted, at the same time), Korean, and tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Car
Wireless Internet
Hot Sauce
Large bodies of water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
next year's middle school musical.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I rock and roll. Sometimes I stay at home and it's just fine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Freshman year of high school I would regularly write songs about girls I liked and then carry them around in my left cargo pants pocket, hoping I could somehow bring them up in conversation. I. was. awesome.
You should message me if
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you like to laugh, you like to give or receive mixtapes, you think stories about lying to kids are funny.