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22 / F / Straight / Seeing someone
Mountlake Terrace, Washington
- Last Online
- May 19
- 5′ 4″ (1.63m).
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Gemini and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from high school
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Dislikes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)
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Movies: I love acton, comedy and of course chick movies.. Not big on blood, guts and gore.
Shows: any CSI or NCIS, Law & Order, two and a half men, big bang theroy, Criminal minds, Unforgettable, Family guy just to name a few
Music: Really anything up beat that I can sing and dance to. I was rasied on country I love it I love singing to it and I love the feeling I get listeningto it.
Food: Basically anything I cook or make since I'm lactose intolerant and am very sensitive to grease.
Something to dance to :)
Eric was playing a Neutral Paladin in Ed's game. He was on some lord's lands when the following exchange occurred:
ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you
see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: (Pause) It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it
respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to
destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you
could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try.
It's a @#$%!! gazebo!
ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo.
It catches you and eats you.
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin.
At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining to Eric what a gazebo is. Thus ends the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. It could have been worse; at least the gazebo wasn't on a grassy gnoll.
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