Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Q: Can we fuck?
A: We could, doesn't mean we're gonna. If this confuses you, don't
talk to me.
Q: What do I have to do for us to fuck?
A: If you aren't smart enough to figure that out on your own, we'll
Q: Can we meet today?
A: No. I work, and have other partners that appriciate notice if
I'm planning a date. If advanced planning is too hard look
Q: Wanna sext?
Q: Can we trade pics?
Q: Can we just chat?
A: I don't enjoy bullshitting with strangers. I do that for a
living so, no.
Q: Are you a sub?
A: No, I'm a switch, and the quickest way to kick me into dom mode
is to presume that I have any interest in bottoming for you. Earn
Q: You're kinky... so I can do (insert kink here) to you or you'll
do (insert kink here) to me?
A: You like sex, so you'll engage in sexual activities with anyone
yeah? You see now it's a touch more complicated.
Q: I live in a different state, I want to talk/skype/long distance
Internet dirty pen pal with you, please?
A: No, please see I bullshit with people all day for a living. If
you are not local, I won't be interested in anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for casual sexual encounters. I still have to talk to you,
like you, meet you, have chemistry with you and consent to have sex
with you. Beyond that once we've initiated a sexual relationship I
don't want to have to dedicate an exorbitant amount of time to one
another and butts shouldn't be hurt if one of us calls it
My other hobbies include, work, have friends, I'm currently
pregnant, due in January, I read a lot play music, go to events.
Typical human behavior.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Holding an intelligent conversation, being an adult, keeping my
shit together, sex.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Poe, Card, Pratchett, Palahniuk, Dickens.
Horror, suspense, anything twisted.
Aesthetic Perfection, She Wants Revenge, Placebo, Noisuf-X, Classic
rock, 90's shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My independence, respect, intelligent conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, I bounce a lot. Work, future and sex are daily thoughts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work weekends, so sleeping. On my Friday night typically at a
bar, with friends, getting some work out of the way so I can relax
over my weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's not private but I live a poly/bdsm lifestyle. If you're
uncomfortable with either of those lifestyles, we shouldn't be
friends. If you message me I expect you to be aware that I have
multiple lovers. If you're unfamiliar and would like to know more
please feel free to inquire.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've read my profile and have an actual conversation starter.
"Hey" "You're sexy" and "What's up" need not apply. Bonus points if
you introduce yourself and give me an opening to further the
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