Grew up in Florida, moved to NYC, lived in Italy and India, dreams of moving to Argentina. I think everything else is covered below, right?

Jobwise: I work in finance rearranging wealth on a flickering screen 11 or so hours a day. My office is a hive of intellectualism and also an immature locker room; both fun and pointless.

Non-Jobwise: I enjoy spending time on music. I used to play a few instruments, but now I've traded in my violin for turntables so I'm more into hip-hop and the like. I also like politics - I'd like to work for our century's Jed Bartlett, but secretly I just want to be him.

I used to travel a lot when I was a wee one, though now I am limited to basically 1 trip per year, if I'm lucky. But in a fantasy world (or maybe in a year or two), I would love to take a road trip from Cape Town to Vladivostok.

writing, humor and making you laugh, modesty

My smile, and how much taller I am than you even if I slouch

Book: The Collector, by John Fowles; King Lear, but I guess that's not a book?
Movie: Star Wars (the good ones)
Music: Hip/Trip-Hop, classic dance, disco, basically anything on my Serato that isn't dubstep. If you're sitting down in a chair, I can likely get you up and dancing within minutes.

Also, if you have heard of Okinawa Lifestyle, we should talk.

Food: Anything my momma makes

rain
orange
hip-hop
cheese
bourbon
good company

How pathetically far away we are from what Back to the Future 2 envisioned 2015 would look like.

choosing Maker's over sleep

After all these years, N'Sync isn't really that bad

you enjoyed anything above, you think you can keep up, or if you find classical music a turn-on.