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33 • Houston, TX • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 24–42
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Online now!
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body type
- A little extra
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Has dogs
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
I grew up on a steady diet of Bill Hicks and Richard Pryor. My sense of humor and general outlook on life reflects this; that cynicism has its place but opening yourself to how fucking cool the world is? Much better. I look improve my life with new experiences. It can be something small like a new meal or book, exploring quiet side streets in a bustling city, or globetrotting plans. I think it's extremely important to experience other people's cultures and perspectives and I make an effort to do that.
I've been through it all, and I finally know what I want in life: the last battle Tetris opponent I will ever need.
Slowly renovating my house. Amazing what replacing beige walls with bright paint will do for a place.
I've been tinkering with learning programming. I wrote a text adventure!
Planning a million trips I want to take such as hiking to the top of Mount Fuji, taking rail across Europe, or something simple like going camping in Lost Maples.
Conan, what is best in life? To crush your burgers, to see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of McDonald's. (I really love burgers and I try not to go a month without trying a new one)
I'm overly verbose. I wanted to be a writer, but hate editing. Hopefully I come off more as an enthusiastic storyteller/listener and less a dude that loves the sound of his own voice.
That I invited you for burgers.
Authors: American Gods is the novel I can always return to. The Hobbit was the most formative book of my youth. Terry Pratchett and Patrick Rothfuss keep my childlike wonder honest. Neal Stephenson may be my favorite person in the world for naming a character "Hiro Protagonist." Currently going through some Pratchett books I haven't touched before, starting with Mort.
Music: Faith No More, Alice in Chains, and UGK are my Mount Rushmore of music. I'm always months (OK, years sometimes) behind on new stuff unless we're talking local rappers. Run The Jewels has kind of ruined all other music for me. I wish Action Bronson would drop 150lbs so I don't have to be worried about him dropping from a heart attack. Doolittle is a damn near perfect album. Freddy Mercury is the greatest vocalist ever, but Mike Patton gives him a run for the money.
Movies: I once reworked the opening scene to The Godfather as a monologue for a theater class project. A perfect night includes at least two Tombstone quotes. Edgar Wright is my inspiration. I believe Korea in the last 15 years rivals America in the 70s for outstanding creative output.
TV: The Wire is obviously the greatest show ever. Community kind of went off the rails, but those first two seasons were magic. I really miss new episodes of House. I will take Orange Is The New Black over House of Cards a million times. If you made me choose between Wire Idris Elba or Luther Idris Elba I would pout and refuse to play. I wish those first two seasons of The Boondocks were widely recognized as being the brilliant satire they are.
2. Twitter, the ultimate time waster and communication tool all in one
3. Afternoons spent browsing the Home Source warehouse for renovation/design ideas
4. Houston food/drink scene, especially irresponsibly large Hickory Hollow chicken fried steak
5. Topo Chico, like, a LOT of Topo Chico
6. Nights spent cooking and watching really terrible movies on Netflix
Whether my favorite Simpsons quote is; "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" or "Sorry it's not in packages."
The dark and meaningless existence I led prior to Frank's Red Hot.
How to find more runners to deliver smuggled Yuengling to me.
Recreating the Endor treehouses in my backyard.
Going on one of the paid paleontologist digs to live out my childhood fantasies.
I may or may not have spent a number of Friday nights at a trampoline gym digging myself out of the foam pit.
I'm a sucker for a well deployed thigh tattoo.
I cannot dance, at all. I lack any sense of rhythm. Can't whistle either.
I don't change the song if something from Prince's Batman soundtrack comes up on shuffle.
I don't own a single pair of plain white socks. #sockgamestrong
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