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Tosshi Away

32 / M / Straight / Single

Houston, Texas

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I suppose I would describe myself as a pretty balanced person. I'm a total dork that is completely content spending a weekend gaming, reading, or finding the worst movies on Netflix to laugh at along with a few beers. But I don't want to spend my entire life sitting around the house. I'm always interested in finding something, or some place, new. I want new experiences, rather it's something small like a new beer or new book, or planning a week long trip somewhere. I've not had the chance to travel much in my life, but have great aspirations to do so. I'm a pretty progressive person, and I think it's extremely important to experience other people's cultures rather it's right here in Houston or going overseas. Walk a mile in someone else's shoes and all that.

I recently bought a house, and while I'm no contractor I am fixing it up bit by bit. It's not inside the loop, but close enough that I don't feel left out at all. I'm a city boy, always have always will be. I enjoy going out to the country for a weekend, or camping once in a while, but always excited to get back to civilization.
What I’m doing with my life
Working. Playing. Doing what I can to have a good time, and looking forward to finding someone to spend it with. The big goal in my life right now is to work on updating my house with my limited DIY skills. Also considering a career change, but not sure how that's going to pan out.
I’m really good at
I'd love to say cooking, but in reality I'm probably a shit cook.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Neil Gaiman, Irvine Welsh, Alan Moore, Douglas Adams, Neal Stephenson, Terry Pratchett, Patrick Rothfuss, Michael Chabon, Warren Ellis

Music: Faith No More, Nine Inch Nails, The Smiths, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Black Label Society, Tragically Hip, The Flaming Lips, Butthole Surfers, UGK, Alice In Chains, Foo Fighters, Gnarls Barkley, Gorillaz, Oasis, Primus, Prince, Arcade Fire, Regina Spektor, Action Bronson, Dante Higgins, Queens of the Stone Age, Phoenix, Big KRIT, The Cure, David Bowie, Queen, Feist, The Pixies

Movies: Lord of the Rings, True Romance, Children of Men, The Godfather, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, The Killer, Hard Boiled, Fight Club, Shaun of the Dead, In Bruges, Seven Samurai, Stardust, There Will Be Blood, Chinatown, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Running Scared, I Saw The Devil, Old Boy

TV: House, Boondocks, Sopranos, The Wire, Rome, The Office (UK), Extras, Treme, Sons of Anarchy, Justified, Arrested Development, Deadwood, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Wilfred, Parks and Rec, Community, Justified, Veep
The six things I could never do without
Kind of a dumb question. So how about instead six dumb things I really like?

1. Twitter, the ultimate time waster
2. Subreddits that cause me to question my life choices
3. Irresponsibly large Hickory Hollow chicken fried steak
4. Houston food scene. Seriously, we're so lucky.
5. My "badass" pom/spitz pup, Spartacus
6. Spending a night eating Chinese food and watching super dumb movies on Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Really good write-ins for Cards Against Humanity.

Work I want to do to my house.

Where to continue my pursuit for great burgers.
On a typical Friday night I am
If my (sadly limited) social circle gets together then probably meeting somewhere to play Cards Against Humanity and drink some beer. Or sitting at home watching movies or playing games. I'm totally content to spend a weekend around the house, but I'll probably have a severe itch to get out the next weekend. I don't need to be out every night though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
So you should know, I'm hopelessly addicted to HGTV/DIY Channel. House Crashers/Bath Crashers is my shit. I cannot dance, at all. I lack any sense of rhythm. I can't whistle. And starting a new relationship from scratch is fucking terrifying.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You should message me if you like to stay up all night talking about life, the universe, and everything. You think Hank Scorpio is the best Simpsons character in history. You've logged hours into Katamari Damacy. You love basketball. You won't make fun of my sneaker fetish.

Importantly though; if you don't take yourself too serious. Life is absurd. We should be laughing at it. You're fine with spending time together while we do separate things that interest us. You're as willing to spend the night on the couch playing games or watching movies as you are to go walking Memorial Park or having a couple beers and dinner on a patio somewhere. You're open to meeting with zero expectations but to make a friend.