****I am not looking for one night stands with boys. Girls are welcome to apply if you're not stupid or irritating :) also looking for a girl for a FWB. for both of us. feel free to email me! But I am up for meeting people of either sex as friends. so feel free to message me for that too!********************

I am a big beautiful woman (bbw) and not ashamed of it, so if you don't like it, keep a move on buster. I am heavily tattooed for a woman and not nearly done. I pretty much have every thing above the belt pierced at least once. I like animals better than people most of the time.
Stupidity is my biggest turn off.
Uummm I'm from SOCAL. not just California. but southern California. Which will soon be tattooed on me as well.
I smoke fucking deal with it.
I'm blunt. and really don't care what you think of me... No really it's true.
My Chihuahua is way awesomer than you.

Right now not a damn thing! Spending way to much time on the computer causing me to smoke way too much.
I spend the rest of my day sleeping and cleaning watching bad TV and whatever else might come my way.
Unemployment rocks!!!!!

WHITE TRASH PRIDE!

But I do need to get my ass back to school. which im hoping to do this year

loving my husband ~do_the_math
pissing people off
thrift storing
making up words
naming things
naughty things (think about it ....)
driving
swimming
pitbeagle taming of sorts
being a awesome friend
cooking
baking
predicting who did it on law & order
taking care of my mommy
being a wife
being white trash
trying to get ahold of Craven (inside joke)

my tattoos and or piercings.
my tits
or my ghetto booty
sometimes my eyes
or smile

odd fact i hate shoes i almost ALWAYS wear flip flops if i have to wear shoes...although i have like 75 pairs of different kinds of shoes... mostly acquired from crappy jobs wear i have to wear them. but if you ever see someone out like at walmart with out shoes it's most likely me

Books.... TONS pretty much any nonfiction i can get my hands on. True crime are faves along with pretty much any thing written on the punk rock movement especially the US side.like American hardcore, lexicon devil. punk is a four letter word, anything Henry Rollins writes. I also really like anything feral house publishing puts out. I seem never to be able to put them down. i really like the book Aftermath Inc.
Marley and me might be my favorite book of all time.It's a toss between that and Go ask Alice.

Movies. Love um! Romantic comedy's are a fave. but love the horror movies the most. Documentary films are fab. ANYTHING with Shane West (AKA Dr.Ray). The best one is what we do is secret.
some of my personal favorites are SLC punk, Godmoney, Marley and me was pretty good. Juno, Super Bad, hard candy,pineapple express.
I really like anything with Matthew Lillard, Sandra Bullock or Henry Rollins in it (oh Feast)
anything David Lynch did or does
Kevin Smith movies LOVE Chasing Amy and Zach and Miri make a porn was really good too.
Too Wong Fu thanks for everything Julie Newmar might be my favorite movie of all time. Oh and I love Pauly Shore Movies

Music. OMG would die with out it. A few of my faves are Blink 182 (shut up). Alkaline trio . Screeching weasel. Guff. Mindless self indulgence. jawbreaker. the germs. the vandals. the distillers. Le Tigre. Bikini kill. punk covers of pop songs. AVA. dwarves. the cure. Morrisey. one hit wonders from 80's & 90's. Britney Spears (on her blackout album). horrorpops. face to face. Richard Cheese. pretty much punk, rockabilly, emoish and screamo i do listen to other stuff too. if i like it like it. oh jimmy eat world. green day i can go on forever but my favorite band of all time is Blink 182. i do have it tattooed on me....

Food. I'll try anything once as long as it doesn't have rosemary or fennel in it! I love seafood it's my fave... if it came out of the ocean I'll eat it. I love to cook and try new things. I make the best chicken and waffles.
I have a very odd addiction to chicken Mcnuggets.It's really bad. There like crack to me......

TV (not on here but what the hell right)
RuPual's Drag Race,no reservations, intervention,scrubs, Law and order SVU, Law and order CI, top chef, man vs food, how clean is your house, my name is Earl, Hell's kitchen, kitchen nightmares, ER,Dexter, rock of love, U.S. of Tara, Califoracation, Arrested Development, OZ, X files, friends, Family Guy. i'm sure more but whatev.

my hubby
my animals
music
diet coke
my cell
and camel wide lights
Fuck 6
I must have Chicken McNuggets see above

things i really shouldn't
really random things
ugh my life right now

sitting chilling with the man rocking cherry vodka & rockstars until the sun comes up.
chilling with friends
hoping for more friends to actually meet up
trying to get chicks lol

I have a transgendered cat.

you think you won't bore me.
Can speak well.
You think I might be exciting.
you want to play with a couple. ( not mandatory but would be great)