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TotesInappropes

35 Emeryville, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:59am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Raised in LA (not by choice); living in San Francisco (by choice). I'm a happy camper. I love my job, as it affords me the time and resources to do whatever the hell I want. I am as loyal as a black lab to my friends, but I don't suggest crossing me- when I bite, I bite hard. Just be real and we'll be fine.

Things I like: all sorts of music, from Madonna to Blonde Redhead; reading, from Voltaire to Frank Herbert; dancing, from the DNA Lounge to the Stork Club. Long conversations, mimosas on Sundays, late nights on Saturday, getting weird and abstruse with friends, friendly bitchiness, irrational shopping sprees followed by an expensive dinner, and passionate dismissals of heteronormativity.

I'm interested in making a connection with the following: responsible hedonists, friends of fashion, language mavens, artists lacking 'artitude', admirers of good clean fun, and thinking agnostics. Oh yeah, and if you're cute, that would be rad.

I am honest, friendly, and fun
What I’m doing with my life
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Hopefully I'm taking my passion and making it work for me.
I’m really good at
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Learning languages, turning the page, throwing things together and making friends. Giving advice while pointing out bad life choices. Oh and most importantly, cutting hair.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair and sarcastic tone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dune, L' etranger, Candide, Querelle, In Cold Blood, A Scanner Darkly, Giovanni's Room, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Disco Bloodbath.

Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory (not the abomination with Johnny Depp), The Omen, Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist, Needful Things, Blade Runner, Dune, all Aliens movies.

I like any music one can dance to. Period.

I'm blessed and I love all food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPod, sunglasses, alone time, books, language, friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fashion, hair, people in general, and my friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends.
You should message me if
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You know how to have a good time.