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Test	His result	Your result
The Dating Persona Test	The Backrubber (DGSD)	Take it!
The Slut Test	40% slut	Take it!
The Death Test	Dead at 80	Take it!
The Gaydar Test	70% Accuracy (highest: 70%, average: 70%)	Take it!
Holiday Love Persona Quiz	Santa's Secret Sex Kitten	Take it!
Pretty Damn Good Sexual Compatibility Test	Sensual	Take it!
Godzilla Monster Relationship Test	Mecha-Godzilla - Mechanised Monster of Destruction!	Take it!
The Disneyland ride sexuality Test	The Matterhorn	Take it!
What badass fighter are you test	YODA BAD!!!	Take it!
The Fail-Safe "Dark Knight" Personality Test...real results	You are Bruce Wayne	Take it!
The How Effective is Your Profile? Test	A Bit Mainstream	Take it!
What Spice Are You Test	You are Sage!	Take it!
Red vs. Blue Personality Test	Church	Take it!
The Horrifying Stereotype Test	Sports Dick	Take it!
The How Much of a Scuzzbag Are You Test	The Saint	Take it!
The How Horny Are You? Test	Average Joe/Jill	Take it!
The Star Wars Personality Test	Threepio	Take it!
What Kind Of Gamer Are You?	TCPE - Action RPGer	Take it!
The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test	Teacher	Take it!
Which Woman of the X-Men is Right For You? Test	Kitty Pryde aka Shadowcat!	Take it!
The what Dinosaur are you Test	Raptor	Take it!
Which Bee Would You Be Test	The Tarantula Hawk	Take it!
The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test	Modern, Cool Nerd	Take it!
The Where You Should've Been Born Test	Japan	Take it!
The Which SUPER HERO are you Test	Batman	Take it!
The Super-Power Quiz!	Telekinesis	Take it!
The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test	Tight Ass, Cute Face	Take it!
The One Question Test	YOU SURE DO!!!!!!!!!	Take it!
The House, MD Personality Test	Dr. Allison Cameron	Take it!
The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test	Average	Take it!
How Long Would you Survive in a Horror Film?	The Horror Aficionado	Take it!
The "Which Robin Are You?" Quiz	Tim Drake	Take it!
The Where in America Do You Belong Test	The South	Take it!
The What is your REAL age Test	You are 35 years old!!	Take it!
Which TMNT Character Are You?	Leonardo	Take it!
The Writing Systems Test	Tolkien	Take it!
The Big Lebowski Test	The Dude	Take it!
The Which 80s Movie Scientist Test	Ray Stantz	Take it!
The Ghostbusters Test	Ghostbusters!	Take it!
Horror Movie Survival Test	The Potential Hero	Take it!
The Mario Naming Test	100% correct!	Take it!
The Which Star Trek Species R U Test	Vulcan	Take it!
The True Willy Wonka Test	Willy Wonka	Take it!
Cannibal Evaluation Test	The Special Meal	Take it!
The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test	The Foot Soldier	Take it!
The Never Have I Ever Test	Sad, pathetic loser	Take it!
The BASIC KNOWLEDGE Test	you are s-m-r-t!	Take it!
Are You My Soulmate? (for dudes only)	We shall see.	Take it!
The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test	83% pure: Uncorrupted	Take it!
The Should You Delete Your OkCupid Profile Test	Don't go!	Take it!
The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test	The Paladin	Take it!
The "I know how big your dick is" Test	7 1/2 - 8 Inches	Take it!
The RPG Class Test	Smart Paladin	Take it!
Which Ghostbuster are you?	Peter Venkman	Take it!
The Personality Defect Test	Hippie	Take it!
The Which Movie Villain Are You Test	Good Guy Gone Bad	Take it!
The Lover Style Profile Test	The Liberated Lover	Take it!
The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test	The Phillistine	Take it!
The HOW MANY People WILL YOU FUCK? Test	40 Future Partners!!	Take it!
The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test	a Man with No Name	Take it!
The End of the World as You Know It Test	Drawn to the Dead	Take it!
The Sexual HELL Test	HEAVEN LEVEL 1	Take it!
The your SEINFELD identity Test	Susan	Take it!
The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test	Big Bird	Take it!
The What Kind of Zombie Would You Be Test	Borg	Take it!
Candy is Dandy but Liquour is Quicker	The Classic	Take it!
Date a porn Star?	The Unforgettable Muffler	Take it!
The Ultra Ultimate Personality Test	The Giver	Take it!
The Director Who Films Your Life Test	Edward D. Wood, Jr.	Take it!

Test

His result

Your result

The Dating Persona Test

The Backrubber (DGSD)

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The Slut Test

40% slut

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The Death Test

Dead at 80

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