I am happy to do most anything for fun. Preferably, it's low stress and relaxing, as opposed to my work life which is fast paced and hectic.
I often wonder about this woman who is right for me. What does she look like? How old is she? How does she make me feel? Where is she right now?
I have been described as self-deprecating and funny. Those are pluses in my book. I will say that I am not a traditionally handsome man though. My butt is too tiny. I refer to it as android buttocks, or something you'd see on a Ken doll. I had a girlfriend who used to refer to me as "tiny hiney"
Here's a little story I'll share. When I was in elementary school we had a silhouette project where the teacher drew our side profile silhouettes on black construction paper and cut them out. I did not recognize mine. I kept trying to take another boy's silhouette who had a typical handsome boy profile. When I was corrected and handed mine, I was shocked. It changed my concept of my self and confused me. Sad but true.
My son now has the typical handsome boy profile that I remember thinking was my own. Amen.
I know there was a short series on TV about cosmetic makeovers, in which a man with my facial characteristics ended up getting complete facial reconstructive surgery and came out looking like a Kennedy. That's so sad. Is that what I'm expected to do? In the name of love?
I tend to aim high once it comes to picking a partner. Maybe a bit too high, considering my facial characteristics, but who's to say I can't truly have a better half.