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28 M Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:09am
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary

Complicated simplicity...

I wear stupid T Shirts deal with it!

I long to suit hats...
What I’m doing with my life
Busy Busy Busy...
Well to start with I have my own Artist management company that is doing rather well in these hard times.
I also work for an events company that do large scale indoor and outdoor events...I get to play with fireworks lights and really loud speakers (every mans dreams)
I dj the odd club at weekends so on for extra beer tokens play the guitar sing so on...
My plan is to have my own little record shop in manchester on day but need to earn enough money that it can be a complete flop but spend the rest of my days listening to music and drinking coffee...
I’m really good at
Making giant rubber band balls...
Getting safety caps off bottles...
Spotting mistakes in films way before BBC 3...
Maybe playing the guitar and singing... Let you make that call :)

Remembering all the words from random songs!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I carry a bow and arrow! And that I am actually the voice behind rapper/ poet Sean Paul

Well enough likkle girl dem bought they own dem got di goody goody
One ting mi haffi tell dem Dutty got di woody woody
Frontway backway Dutty K man have di shooby shooby
Virgin dem waan gimme and mi have to tooky tooky
Hot girls outta road dat seh dem see mi see mi
And a tell mi seh dem have something fi gimme gimme
How much a one night dem all a dream bout di jimmy jimmy
Dem a promise and a tell mi seh a fi mi fi mi
But a promise is a comfort to a fool, so cool
Well yuh dun know seh dat man haffi rule, di school
We nuh pet dem just wet dem up just like a pool
And a dignitary we haffi use up mi tool....

That's all me !!!

It actually takes a really intelligent man to sound that stupid :D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books... Anything by Stephen king I have my farther to thank for getting me into his work.
(Though anything past the mid 90's is no better than the goose bumps series)
Movies, This is being revamped as we speak! I am really getting back into world cinema, not that I'm trying to be interesting or arty farty I just think that film makers are given a wider birth to express themselves far more freely.
...and a real red meat eating man always loves Quentin Tarantino movies.
Music..... I will be here all day
Anything that I can dance to I'm a bit of a rock child love Guns'N'Roses, Queen , Thin Lizzy , ACDC, System of the Down ,
Also Blues... John Lee Hooker , BB King so on
Latin Music
Nell Bryden is just amazing check her out !!!
Deep soulful house and tech
anything from the 80's I mean come on its all great even the crap stuff...
Why did I start this :)
The six things I could never do without
People that put Oxygen here need to be bound by the hands and shot!!!

This section is pointless.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How different my life would be if I suited hats!

And why people put pictures of them and their ex on here? Freaks...

That if I did maths like Ok cupid does then I would get 178% of Fuck all done!
On a typical Friday night I am
Cream crackered ! But fighting the fatigue and heading out to entertain the masses
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a very private person! So here's a word from our sponsors...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think Jesus was a show off!

You think all wars apart from thumb wars are pointless...

And I guess if you think we have somthing in common!

Or you are actully the woman from countdown!