I am not an easy man to read. I occasionally talk like Lovecraft writes, I'm passive in many situations and assertive when it matters, and my default mood is quietly patient.
Ways that I've been described include: "honorable in the weirdest ways", "kindhearted", "intelligent", "absent minded", "funny", and "you're a little crazy, aren't you?"
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working a job that I like but don't love, making enough money to support the things I enjoy doing but can't charge for.
I’m really good at
Cooking, joking, fixing things. I work well with computers,
electronics, and things involving math.
I can divide by 0, roll d20s, and my power level is over 9000.
The first things people usually notice about me
My red hair, though my height often comes up when things are required from tall shelves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My shelf houses Ernest Cline, Jim Butcher, Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, Mark Danielewski, and a book on Jewish science fiction i recieved in highschool.
I rarely watch movies alone, but I like movies with good visual metaphor, well-developed characters, and confidence in it's own narrative. Mad Max: Fury Road was a feminist masterpiece.
Food is delicious. I eat nearly anything, with the exception of rare outliers and Puerto Rican food. I don't like plantains.
I listen to all things, moving on to newer pastures after I've grazed over the discography of an artist. My recent spotify searches are "Watsky", "Cage the Elephant", "The Little Willies", "The Beatles", "Rise Against."
The six things I could never do without
The smell of old books, the feel of new computer parts, the taste of a mocha from my favorite cafe, the feeling of fresh sheets and blankets after a shower, a night of games with my friends, and the shrouded depths that we've come to know as the "internet".
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The universe and the possibilities existing beyond our gaze. The
beauty that surrounds us everyday as we rush passed it all. Did I
eat dinner twice today?
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending time with friends, or relaxing with my thoughts and a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do a perfect Elmo impression.
You should message me if
If you know your way around a D20.
If you enjoy a night relaxing together watching a movie.
If you are willing to help me stave off the impending zombie
If all else fails, if you have something interesting to say and
demand an interesting response.