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ToxicAvenger095

26 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Matt. I am 24. Currently living in Pittsburgh, I am a
recent graduate of Film School. I love movies, I love the Talking
Heads, I love food. But who doesn't? I don't have a car or a
license. I am working on fixing that asap, because in my field of
work, I really need a car. I've always just wanted to fall in love, however, it is more difficult that romantic movies lead you to believe, so for the first time in my life I gave in and joined a dating site. Any other questions, feel free to ask I suppose. :)

P.S- I'm super awesome! =)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a film maker. I graduated film school nearly 2 YEARS ago! Pretty crazy. Since I graduated, I was the sound person on a film, and co-produced a film, as well as co-wrote, and acted in it. And there is another film that is in the works that I am part of. I also work as an inventory taker. Super exciting stuff!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crash Bandicoot! SO close to beating that game...so close...but those boxes are hard to find!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor. I am told I am a very funny person. And that I am a geek. A really big geek.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love movies. I LOVE movies. I have 1,000+ films on DVD, Blu-Ray, and VHS. My favorite film of all time is The Toxic Avenger. I know it's an odd pick, but I love the movie, and if you ask why I will tell you. I love Troma movies all together, such as Poultrygeist, Terror Firmer, Tromeo and Juliet, The Taint, Father's Day and Citizen Toxie. Some other favorites include Jackass The Movie, Borat, A Nightmare On Elm Street, The Evil Dead, Bad Taste, Nekromantik, Basket Case, Letters to Juliet, Black Swan, ThanksKilling and many many more, but you get the idea.

My favorite television shows include, South Park, Jackass, Sex and the City, Gilmore Girls, Gossip Girl, Carrie Diaries, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Children's Hospital, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Supernatural, Seinfeld, and many more.

Um, and I am pretty much obsessed with game shows. The Price is Right (With Bob Barker), Family Feud, Blockbusters, Card Sharks, Wipeout, Baggage, Wheel of Fortune, Russian Roulette, Cram, Press Your Luck, Who Wants to be a Millionaire (when Regis hosted, the show has done downhill), Match Game, Beat the Clock, What's My Line...I'm not kidding, I love game shows. Someday I'd like to be a contestant on one.

Talking Heads is my favorite band. When I am drunk I sing "Burning Down the House." It's unavoidable. I love 80's music. I love Duran Duran, The BeeGees, The Police, etc. I love 80's hair bands. Whitesnake, Poison, KISS. And I love Ke$ha. I have an obsession with her. Seriously. I have no idea why. You just have to deal with it. I love Cascada too. I can't really help it.

Bacon Cheeseburgers are like heaven. And hot dogs. And kielbasa. Macaroni and Cheese. Chicken wings. Not hot. And Pringles. Sour cream and onion. OH and FROWNIES!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Friends, Film, Money, Food, Water...I guess...haha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future. What and who I will be in 10 years.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching bad horror movies, working, or writing. I am pretty boring I guess. But to me there is nothing more fun that popping a crappy horror DVD in the player, and making fun of it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Um. I already admitted I like Sex and the City. Sue me. I am in love with Kristin Davis. And that isn't it. I love chick flicks and chick shows. I get addicted to teen soaps too easily. It is an awful addiction.
You should message me if
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You are bored, want a new a friend, or want someone to talk to. I would just love someone to watch movies with!

If you have seen ThanksKilling, message me.

If you know what a CHUD is, or what it stands for, message me.

If you know what Nilbog is.

If you are going to sing Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary for my birthday instead of the usual birthday song.

If you want to play drinking games with bad movies.

You want to have an all day Puppet Master marathon.

You think a Sharknado birthday party sounds like fun.
I am seriously looking for someone to just hang out with, I have lots of board games and no one to play with, along with video games and no one to play with. And I need a karaoke buddy. It's no fun going alone.

Don't message me if you have a picture that involves you with a fake mustache, I really, really don't get this recent obsession with them.