Vinyl. Football. Beer. Soccer. Whiskey. Food. Weed. Basketball.
Mountains. Glow-in-the-dark stuff. Cotton/Poly Blends. Ocean. Track
and Field. Cameras. Surfboards. Twisted senses of humor. Tea. Late
Nights, Sunrises, and everything in between.
What I’m doing with my life
Legalized drug-dealing in various licensed alcohol dispensaries.
I’m really good at
Being tall. Eating. Procrastinating. Doing what I want. Talking
about almost nothing for hours. Having beautiful eyes. Typing 30
wpm. Making any and every boss I've ever had go nuts.
The first things people usually notice about me
Pshah. Like anyone can focus on just one thing when they meet me.
There's so much to try and fix that it usually just fries their
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
just some current faves:
Reading - Welcome To The Monkey House, A Walk in the Woods, The
Beach, I-502, Scotland and Its Whiskies.
Watching - The League, Amores Perros, Brooklyn Brothers Beat the
Listening - Howlin' Rain, Kendrick Lamar, Foxygen, Python Lee
Eating and Drinking - The Walrus and the Carpenter, Paratii, Dot's,
Tat's, Cafe Presse, Dinette, Bitter Root.
Just Drinking - Tavern Law, Stumbling Monk, Montana, Roxy's Back
Door, Pinebox, Liberty, The Sexton, John John.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, but when I'm not funding future debauchery, I can usually
be found living in the moment.
You should message me if
You don't think I need to be 'saved', you are smarter and more
attractive than me, you are very wealthy, live in a foreign country
and/or are a casting director offering me a primary role in your
current project(yes, I do nude work)... Or you just wanna smack me
for being such an asshole and not taking any of this seriously.
Also if you just wanna say hi. Mom, please don't send me any more
messages here. It's uncomfortable.