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27 M Lawrence, KS

My Details

Last Online
Jul 11
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Saying I'm bisexual isn't quite true, I'd say "heteroflexible." It's much more rare for me to be attracted to a guy, but it does happen.

Currently working at Panera while I try to be a rockstar. In an open relationship, looking for friends first, mates second. I practice parkour, though not as much as i would like.

I may seem impulsive, but that's not really true. I just believe that thinking about a decision too long is just as bad as not thinking at all.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to enjoy it. The secret of the universe is simple."There is a man... with a typewriter."

Also spending too much of it on Reddit.
I’m really good at
Videogames, bass, being Batman, saying random things at awkward moments, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on their mind. Either my hair or how nice my ass is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music- METAL (Killswitch: Engage, Pantera, ATR, Luna Mortis)
I can usually find something good in any genre.

Books- Lots. George Carlin, Eric Nylund, Kim Harrison and Brent Weeks, Richard Dawkins.

Movies- I love all sorts of movies. Some of my current favorites are Banlieue 13, Enter the Dragon, Serenity, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Kick-Ass, Accepted and Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Food- Everything except seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Music, cats, internet, humor, awesome people, Batman (He could be listed under "awesome people", but come on! He's the God-damned Batman!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, why the human brain works the way it does, all sorts of random odd things my mind comes up with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wandering downtown, or staying home and watching Netflix. Or playing a show with my band.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shave, and I'm not talking about my face.
And, I'm uncircumcised.
I'm not very private.
And I can't think of anything else to put here to prove the above statement. There's not really many questions I won't answer.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I love all the strange, crazy, and awesome people. If that describes you, message me.

You know who said "There is a man...with a typewriter."

You love Batman.

You know what parkour is.

You know when the narwhal bacons.