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27 Lawrence, KS Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 23
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Saying I'm bisexual isn't quite true, I'd say "heteroflexible." It's much more rare for me to be attracted to a guy, but it does happen.

Currently working at Panera while I try to be a rockstar. In an open relationship, looking for friends first, mates second. I practice parkour, though not as much as i would like.

I may seem impulsive, but that's not really true. I just believe that thinking about a decision too long is just as bad as not thinking at all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to enjoy it. The secret of the universe is simple."There is a man... with a typewriter."

Also spending too much of it on Reddit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Videogames, bass, being Batman, saying random things at awkward moments, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Depends on their mind. Either my hair or how nice my ass is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music- METAL (Killswitch: Engage, Pantera, ATR, Luna Mortis)
I can usually find something good in any genre.

Books- Lots. George Carlin, Eric Nylund, Kim Harrison and Brent Weeks, Richard Dawkins.

Movies- I love all sorts of movies. Some of my current favorites are Banlieue 13, Enter the Dragon, Serenity, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Kick-Ass, Accepted and Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Food- Everything except seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, cats, internet, humor, awesome people, Batman (He could be listed under "awesome people", but come on! He's the God-damned Batman!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, why the human brain works the way it does, all sorts of random odd things my mind comes up with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wandering downtown, or staying home and watching Netflix. Or playing a show with my band.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shave, and I'm not talking about my face.
And, I'm uncircumcised.
I'm not very private.
And I can't think of anything else to put here to prove the above statement. There's not really many questions I won't answer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I love all the strange, crazy, and awesome people. If that describes you, message me.

You know who said "There is a man...with a typewriter."

You love Batman.

You know what parkour is.

You know when the narwhal bacons.