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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 3
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Recovering hipster. Is often 'fun'. Makes a mean experimental breakfast. Only man I know who likes crosswords. Still question my facial hair choices.
What I’m doing with my life
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Recovering from a jaunt around Sydney and rejoining impolite society. Beyond that, I'm still doing good deal of squandering, interspersed with frittering.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing sentences without using the letter 'a'. Well, this one, up till now. The other one then too. I could go on forever...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Whether I'm naked or not!

(cymbals crash. That's a joke, son)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Trashy American reality shows like Survivor, King of the Nerds and Bridalplasty. Less shameful favourites include Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad Community, Archer, and critically-acclaimed anime. University Challenge is also a must.

Music: I am big on Modern Classic (Max Richter, Peter Broderick et al), unless I am in public, in which case I prefer phat beatz.

Movies: Death In Venice (classy answer) Beauty And The Beast (cheesy answer), Vertigo etc

Books: Mostly non-fiction.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sparkling conversation, catchphrases, auto-fellatio, pop-culture references, the will to live and Jelly Belly jellybeans.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to cure all the world's diseases. And create sexy new ones, like bikini-pox or thonghorrea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunkenly bothering someone with a ridiculous conversation, or at home catching up on American TV (where I may or not be drunk or bothersome).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Polio isn't cool.
You should message me if
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You like deep deep, probing personal conversation or total silliness.