Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy simple things: listening to music of most any variety,
reading a book, watching an engaging film, walking and talking
(thats right, in conjunction with each other), drinking alcohol (in
moderation, but I've been known to get drunk on occasion), and
playing board or card games. I am not opposed to going out or being
active, I am simply content with not.
Despite all that, I am horribly indecisive. Sometimes I don't know
what I want and only what I don't once it's been presented.
I drink way more coffee and tea than I should, but I vastly prefer
them to soda. I'm almost never without a glass of one or the other
close at hand. I prefer good rum, whiskey, or tequila to beer. I
smoke a bit but am trying to quit; health and cost are not big
enough motivators for me in that regard at the moment, I
I believe irony is the key to a good joke; unfortunately, few
others seem to share my opinions on what is funny.
My recognition is far superior to my recollection.
I have a low tolerance for bullshit from people with whom I'm not
close, but am somehow capable of withstanding a large amount of it
from friends and family, for whom I'd like to think I'm fairly
I've been told I give good advice, which is ironic since I am
incapable of taking advice...except for the advice to make this
profile, but the jury is out on the soundness of this course of
This is section is a work in progress as I slowly become more
comfortable with talking myself up.
Real quick: I'm 6'2" with black hair and brown eyes that I
constantly hide behind sunglasses. I have a pair of dimples that
shows when I smile and another pair that shows when I frown and I'm
not too fond of either.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a night manager at a small local restaurant, trying
to save up to go back to school (slow going on that front). The
current plan is to study to be a teacher--probably math--but plans
have changed before.
Wow. This is section disappointingly concise.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I suppose I'm a decent cook; but I cook what I like to eat. I can
lose myself in a book like I'm paid to. I really enjoy cataloging
and database managing (of which I'm sure I'm one of a small few). I
am fairly proficient with a bass guitar but have never taken it
beyond playing with a few friends. I have an uncanny ability to
remember useless trivia--in the same way that I can't remember
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I am fairly quiet and reserved. I have the tendency to over
think what I wish to say around people with whom I am unfamiliar.
I've been told my silence is somewhat intimidating...and that I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dark Tower series
V for Vendetta
Lord of the Flies
Black Hawk Down
Lucky # Slevin
Empire Strikes Back
Raiders of the Lost Arc
I don't really watch TV but I enjoy most anything by Aaron
I'll try most anything once but I generally like spicy foods and I
generally dislike sweet foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Coffee or tea? Tequila or rum? Jacket or hoodie? Why looking at the
stars is a contradiction in terms of life affirmation. Why people
insist on turning what should be a five minute phone conversation
into half an hour of texting. When exactly people stopped saying
what it is they want and meaning what they say. Pi in relation to
pie, and I don't even like pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working till 9 then hanging out with a few friends...or (re)reading
a book or watching a movie with my dog next to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I probably won't ever work up the nerve to message anyone on this
I can't, for the life of me, remember what my reasoning was for
this user name.
You should message me if
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You want to learn how to play bass, or would like me to proofread a
paper for you...or I suppose something in my profile intrigued you.
I probably should have led with that last one...probably.
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