Despite all that, I am horribly indecisive. Sometimes I don't know what I want and only what I don't once it's been presented.
I drink way more coffee and tea than I should, but I vastly prefer them to soda. I'm almost never without a glass of one or the other close at hand. I prefer good rum or tequila to beer. I smoke a bit but am trying to quit; health and cost are not big enough motivators for me in that regard at the moment, I suppose.
I believe irony is the key to a good joke; unfortunately, few others seem to share my opinions on what is funny. I believe it's ok to tear up if a movie, book, or song is particularly moving.
My recognition is far superior to my recollection.
Faking a smile causes me physical discomfort.
I believe that if either party needs to send more than one text the conversation should be had over the phone, but I won't answer the phone while I have company. I hate small talk; it hurts my head. So make it personal and make it count.
I have a low tolerance for bullshit from people with whom I'm not close, but am somehow capable of withstanding a large amount of it from friends and family, for whom I'd like to think I'm fairly accommodating.
I've been told I give good advice, which is ironic since I am incapable of taking advice...except for the advice to make this profile, but the jury is out on the soundness of this course of action.
This is section is a work in progress as I slowly become more comfortable with talking myself up.
Real quick: I'm 6'2" with brown eyes and black hair that I constantly hide behind sunglasses and a beanie, respectively. I have a pair of dimples that shows when I smile and another pair that shows when I frown and I'm not too fond of either.