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  • Ages 21-28
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Last online
Today – 5:30am
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
My self-summary
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I'm kind of a hot mess.

My life is kayaking right now. I work doing rentals and my days off are spent doing day trips.

I act like a knuckle head but I'm no dummy. I say hecka instead of hella but I have a foul mouth.

I consider myself an outgoing introvert. I'm sociable and carry on conversations well. I also spend a lot of time to myself, and do activities solo i.e. kayaking/camping.
What I’m doing with my life
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Decided I'm done doing research lab stuff. Slinging kayaks to stay afloat. Doing customer service kinda sparked something and I decided to pursue a career as a firefighter/EMT.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Karaoke, but for some reason I'm the only one who thinks so
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Definitely height, but that's boring so I'll go with dimples
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Rush is my #1!! Iron Maiden, Dream Theater, Judas Priest, Yes, Daft Punk, Coheed, Ayreon, Animals as Leaders, Liquid Tension Experiment, Slayer, Blotted Science, Europe, Avenged Sevenfold, Kraftwerk, Dethklok, Metallica, The Melvins, and others that I'm too lazy to list off!

Now reading a book promoting intelligent design to get a different perspective on the subject. It's not very convincing. The Dresden Files, The Inheritance Cycle, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Enders Game, Four Fish, Nickel and Dimed, and I of course devoted my younger years to the Redwall series... do research papers count?

Forest Gump, Avatar, The Matrix, LOTR, The Hobbit, Iron Man, The Hulk (I even like the older one), Batman, Inception, American History X, Terminator, Braveheart, The Patriot, Die Hard, Warrior, Happiness, American Psycho, The Machinist

Law and Order, Law and Order: SVU, Star Trek (VOY, ENT, DS9, TNG), Stargate SG1, Community, Parks and Rec, Psych, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Workaholics
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A queen bed
Mexican food
My Scion xB (toaster car)
Looksha 17 (boat)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Usually I think way too much about random things that don't matter. Like how do they decide how high to place urinals? And what about the shorter ones, how much lower do they have to be? Who decides this stuff? Are there studies on ideal urinal height?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably wrapping up work, going home and devouring some ice cream
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have leopard print boxer briefs
You should message me if
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If you are passionate
If you’re looking for something meaningful
If you’re one smart cookie
You've got to be a goof!
Normal/average people need not apply