Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking for a boring, unintelligent person who is down to be
miserable and cry with me for extended periods of time... and If
you didn't pick up on the sarcasm, you're probably not my
If you are anything like me then I'm sure you're tired of reading
boring profiles chalked full of cliches like "I'm an easy going
guy/girl" and "looking for some one who likes to have fun and
laugh". Cause really tho, who doesn't like to have fun? And much
like people who claim to be laid back and easy-going, anyone who
has to point out what type of sense of humor they have, doesn't
really have one.
So rather than bore you with mindless dribble, I have taken the
courtesy of uploading pictures of myself doing the things I like to
do with the kinds of people I like to do them with. After all, a
picture is worth 1000 words and you are probably the best judge of
character that you know. So, I'll let you decide for yourself what
kind of guy you think I am. If you want to know more we can trade
stories over cocktails.
Now that we have that cleared up... and assuming you're still
interested, I would like to share with you what I am looking for on
I'm looking for a girl who "gets it". Someone I can be myself
around with no holding back. What you see is what you get, no
bullshit, no drama. So don't expect me to kiss your ass and agree
with you every time, cause that just aint me. Haha. For me a good
relationship is push and pull, a little playful bickering is
healthy. You have to be laid back enough to know when I'm just
teasing, but strong enough to give it out and call me on my
bullshit from time to time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm back for round II in my second year as a kindergarten/
elementary teacher in Seoul. I have found it to be very rewarding
and I love the easygoing lifestyle it provides. Life is good here,
but I'm still torn between two very different worlds of being an
Environmental Scientist in Canada or living the dream of being a
world traveling teacher of English. Being young at heart I believe
time is on my side and I'm in no rush to make that decision just
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making my own fun and finding enjoyment in mundane things.
Staying in and nerding out for hours on end. (Unapologetic science
Writing, editing and submitting articles at the last possible
minute. (My editors and translators must love me for this. Good
thing they're homies)
Cooking for one. (Much more difficult than cooking for two; it's
Deciphering broken English. (Seriously, I'm like a black belt with
super powers with this shit)
Sacrificing traditional security for freedom. (My lifestyle and
present situation speak for themselves)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hey why's that dude smiling?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot of different books, am into all wide variety of movies
and music, plus I am not a picky eater. None of these things really
define who I am so are really not worth mentioning in detail.
Buuuut just for shits n giggles: The Intention Experiment, The
Usual Suspects, Californication, Hiphop/Punk, and Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, family, skateboarding, change, adventure, and a good
outlook on life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that make me smile... okay okay, so that's my generic
autopilot response I use to try and make myself sound positive and
upbeat, and for the most part that's true.
I actually spend a lot of time thinking about why it is so freakin
difficult to find the right someone. I mean I do very much enjoy
being happily single, but why do random periods of extreme
loneliness have to be the price of freedom? I'm looking for someone
who knows how to share that happiness and freedom. Are my standards
too high? Am I asking for too much in my relationships? No... even
though I don't know exactly what I do want, experience has shown me
enough to know exactly what I don't want. I have come to accept
that these "moods" are only temporary but also unavoidable unless I
can find the right someone to break the cycle.
So dream girl, if you are out there, I have stopped trying to think
of what you should look like or the characteristics that you should
have. I now spend my time pondering whether or not you actually
exists... I like to think so.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about with friends, out and about on a solo mission, or
resting up for the big day adventure I've got planned for Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still haven't figured out the garbage bag system in Korea so I
take out the trash late at night so no one in my building can see
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not blown away by my ability to use chopsticks or eat spicy
foods, you can carry a conversation beyond your own personal likes
and dislikes, you're not afraid play outside, and you have been
mildly entertained after reading my profile.
Who are you looking for?
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