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Trapezemonkey

41 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:20pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I know I'm almost naked but that's just to catch your attention- I'm not a narcissist. Easy-going clever masculine guy. Loves a cat and a beach. Makes a good vodka martini. Laughs at his own jokes.

Londoner, non-smoker, monogamous, versatile, not a party guy, nature-lover, experienced with men, had LT relationships, balanced, adventurous in and out of the sack. Good egg. Ready for another LTR.

I have many interests from economics, finance and psychology (The Economist reader here!) to brain-dead stuff (zombie movies, Xfactor). I am fun and tend to have a slightly flippant sense of humour but I can be serious when needed and emotionally intelligent most of the time.
Originally an economist I retrained in psychology and now run my own practice. I love being my own boss and deciding what my schedule is going to be.
I'm kind most of the time yet don't suffer fools much.... I've had a few great relationships, been around the block a few times, also had a few disastrous dates so I'm hopeful about the whole dating thing yet also realistic. I like quality relationships that have both a secure and warm base and a fun and adventurous side. I don't need a partner to function or be happy, but I am definitely relationship oriented.

I tend to go for (truly) masculine guys who are on the slim side and younger than me (or young looking) but I'm also well aware that chemistry comes in all shapes, ages and sizes.....
I don't smoke and smoking is a deal breaker because I have a hyper-acute sense of smell and because I love kissing, so sticking my tongue in a warm moist ashtray is not really erotic for me.
Acute sense of smell also means strong cologne or bad BO really disturbs me (unless I'm really into you in which case the latter is .... ;-P)

I have a cat so if you're allergic that kinda sucks.... She sleeps on my bed usually in my arms.... 🙀 I know!.... Hopefully a man in my life will change that habit.

Try me :) 😻
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Helping people remain sane
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with fun and new things to do. Adventures!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like Brad Pitt of course!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Big Blue
The Great Beauty (la grande Bellezza)

Books: mainly psychology books for my work but I prefer film or experiential stuff.

Notre Dame de Paris, Starmania

Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese and Thai food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat (or a greyhound- they are cat-dogs, beautiful, sensitive, silent, low maintenance, like a little racing horse- love them!!)
My toothbrush/floss/paste
The sea
Great food with cold beer
Laughter
Peace & quiet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The way I'm thinking and the way others think
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Meetings friends for dinner or drinks
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm phobic about phimosis (google it). Really grosses me out!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 27–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are funny, fit, sexy, not a psychopath and can take some banter and a bit of bluntness and not feel easily bruised