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Trapezemonkey

41 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 27–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 25
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Easy-going masculine guy. Loves a cat and a beach. Makes a good vodka martini. Laughs at his own jokes.

Londoner, non-smoker, monogamously inclined, versatile, occasionally likes at good trashy party but more of a stay home or alternative entertainment kinda guy, nature-lover, experienced with men and how to keep them interested!, had LT relationships, balanced, adventurous in and out of the sack. I have the capacity to be very kinky with a partner but I can also leave it altogether and enjoy and be satisfied with a happy vanilla relationship. Good egg altogether. Ready for another LTR. I actually think I'm quite a good catch. Does that sound arrogant?

I have many interests from economics, finance and psychology (The Economist reader here!) to brain-dead stuff (zombie movies, Xfactor). I tend to have a slightly flippant sense of humour but I can be serious when needed and emotionally intelligent most of the time. I can be a dick at times, so please slap me or cut me some slack.
Originally an economist I retrained in psychology and now run my own practice. I love being my own boss and deciding what my schedule is going to be.
I'm kind most of the time yet don't suffer fools much.... Have very little time for truly fucked up homos although quite willing to cut some slack. Bagagge ok, as long as it doesn't contain explosives. I've had a few great relationships, been around the block a few times, also had a few disastrous dates so I'm hopeful about the whole dating thing yet also realistic. I like quality relationships that have both a secure and warm base and a fun and adventurous side. I don't need a partner to function or be happy, but I am definitely relationship oriented and want a boyfriend.

I don't smoke and smoking is a deal breaker. Sorry :-( mega yuk.

I have a cat so if you're allergic that kinda sucks.... She sleeps on my bed usually in my arms.... 🙀 I know!.... Hopefully a man in my life will change that habit (or not and cuddle her with me!).

All in all I sound like a right knob but hey.... Don't we just love them?! ;-)

Try me :) 😻
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Helping people remain sane
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with fun and new things to do. Adventures!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like Brad Pitt of course!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Big Blue
The Great Beauty (la grande Bellezza)

Books: mainly psychology books for my work but I prefer film or experiential stuff.

Musicals: Notre Dame de Paris, Starmania

Food: Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese and Thai food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat (or a greyhound- they are cat-dogs, beautiful, sensitive, silent, low maintenance, like a little racing horse- love them!!)
My toothbrush/floss/paste
The sea
Great food with cold beer
Laughter
Peace & quiet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The way I'm thinking and the way others think
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Meetings friends for dinner or drinks
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm phobic about phimosis (google it). Really grosses me out! Deal breaaaakeeeerrrr!
You should message me if
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You are funny, fit, sexy, not a psychopath and can take some banter and a bit of bluntness and not feel easily bruised