I am relatively recent to the States and thus far have yet to encounter the impress of anything worthy of station. There is something reconnoitered from my studies in ethnography concerning "American values" which led me to believe that morality and dignity were central to the traditional mores of USA culture. My naivete seems affirmed through pervasive and perverse strangulation of all things decent, exemplary in the recursions of narcissistic and tantalisitic profiles. Gobsmacked and searching I ask, "have you any originality?" and "are you even sentient!?" If thou be a woman of integrity reading, pardon these words for they are not meant for thine frustration. Nay, to the fearless harlot looking for a philanderer to whet your whistle, be scowled with the words "back to the witch's pot from whence ye skulked!"

All glory and honor to women of renown chastity and integrity.

Gallivanting through the city lights.

Short responses to meddlesome inquiries.

"He doesn't say much now does he."

Orwell or anything as well.

i. Grammatical acuity
ii. Poetry, "ask nicely and I may pen some for you".
iii. Vestimenta of proper order
iv. Manners
v. God, whom ought to be first
vi. Familial relationships

the Munchhausen trilemma

reading, or organizing revolution! just a tick, didn't that happen in 1789?

There is strong parity between your IQ and EQ.