Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my profile!
I've reactivated my profile, because I was emigrating to Beijing,
which - unfortunately - was cancelled at the last minute. However,
I do like getting in touch with expats, and share some experiences.
I have lived in Australia in the past, so I have experienced living
I've noticed that many friends of mine - who are a girl - get
five billion quintiplitilion unptuplatillion multuplatillion
messages per day from men.
Now I understand why many girls 'reply selectevely', according to
OkCupid. If you have stumbled on my profile by accident, I would
love to hear from you why. If you are totally not interested in
messaging me, I would still like to know why. It would be awesome
to receive some feedback. Thank you :).
By the way, my real name is Tristan
What I’m doing with my life
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I got my degree in chemistry some years ago. So I quit my
(part-time) job as a busdriver and I have been trying some 'real'
jobs now. I've been a fire safety engineer, chem teacher in high
school and now I'm a chemical safety consultant.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am really nerdy.
Otherwise, it depends on your frame of reference. I met my distant
relatives from the US a while ago. The first things they noticed
about me, was my height. The first thing my (ex-)girlfriends notice
is my charisma, or radiant energy. Lately I've been getting the
comment that I look like a guy with a mortgage - I have no idea
what that's supposed to mean.
And otherwise I don't really know. My pretty blue eyes? My gay
blonde hair? My teeth-baring smile? My fluorescent bright pink
shirts? You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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: Anything by Isaac Asimov
, Lord of the Rings trilogy (and
I'm not placing it between brackets), Dune
: I'm a total cinephile, so I like (almost)
everything. But I only go to the movie theater for spectacular
action movies: Schieten
: Scheurende gitaren
s), like: Rammstein
, Iron Maiden
, Elias Viljanen
. But to be
honest, my music taste samples all the colors of the music
spectrum. I can enjoy Vivialdi
when I'm in the mood, David Bowie
is a childhood idol
for me, listening to Nirvana
brings back lots of teenage
memories and Moby
lift me up
time to time.
: No seafood or fungi, Tortelinni in orange & white
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends 3) Something to do 4) Puzzles
5) Oxygen (preferably mixed with
lots of nitrogen (ratio 4:1)) 6) Food and water
Note that I've build my life around my smartphone. It's not that I
could never do without, but it has become a great convenience and
it would take me some time to revert back to the stone-age
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really like the colour pink
and wear it a lot (and purple
, because it's the new
You should message me if
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