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TrashCan01

32 M Nijmegen, Netherlands

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my profile!

I've reactivated my profile, because I was emigrating to Beijing, which - unfortunately - was cancelled at the last minute. However, I do like getting in touch with expats, and share some experiences. I have lived in Australia in the past, so I have experienced living abroad.

I've noticed that many friends of mine - who are a girl - get five billion quintiplitilion unptuplatillion multuplatillion impossibidillion fantasticatrillion messages per day from men. Now I understand why many girls 'reply selectevely', according to OkCupid. If you have stumbled on my profile by accident, I would love to hear from you why. If you are totally not interested in messaging me, I would still like to know why. It would be awesome to receive some feedback. Thank you :).

By the way, my real name is Tristan
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I got my degree in chemistry some years ago. So I quit my (part-time) job as a busdriver and I have been trying some 'real' jobs now. I've been a fire safety engineer, chem teacher in high school and now I'm a chemical safety consultant.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am really nerdy. But at first, they notice my pink shirts.

And if I'm not wearing pink, it depends on your frame of reference. I met my distant relatives from the US a while ago. The first things they noticed about me, was my height. The first thing my girlfriends notice is my charisma, or radiant energy. Lately I've been getting the comment that I look like a guy with a mortgage - I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.

And otherwise I don't really know. My pretty blue eyes? My gay blonde hair? My teeth-baring smile? You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: "Handboek voor meisjes" (Manual for girls), anything by Isaac Asimov, Lord of the Rings trilogy (and I'm not placing it between brackets), Dune

Movies: Schieten, tieten, helicopter (Translated: Shooting, tits, helicopter)

Music: Scheurende gitaren/gitaar (Screeching guitars), like: Rammstein, Hammerfall, Iron Maiden, Elias Viljanen and Metallica. But to be honest, my music taste samples all the colors of the music spectrum. I can enjoy Vivialdi or Bach when I'm in the mood, David Bowie is a childhood idol for me, listening to Nirvana brings back lots of teenage memories and Moby can lift me up from time to time.

Food: No seafood or fungi, Tortelinni in orange & white wine sauce
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Affection 2) Friends 3) Something to do 4) Puzzles 5) Oxygen (preferably mixed with lots of nitrogen (ratio 4:1)) 6) Food and water

Note that I've build my life around my smartphone. It's not that I could never do without, but it has become a great convenience and it would take me some time to revert back to the stone-age (pen-and-paper-age).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like the colour pink and wear it a lot (and purple, because it's the new pink).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think you are the "Amy Farrah Fowler" to this "Sheldon Cooper".