Update January 2012:
I think I'm starting to experience the effects of growing older. I re-did the Dating-Personality-Test and I am no longer the Gentleman (see description below) :(.
Apparently I am now the Bachelor (sex instead of love).
Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.
You’re an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you’re very sexually active, people don’t perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.
You’re a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends’ tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don’t kiss & tell. And you definitely don’t brag. You know you don’t have to prove anything to anyone. It’s as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it’s with lots of different people.
That IS a funny description, because I always tell my friends when they ask about 'that girl I was with' (no matter if she was my sister, a friend, or a girlfriend) that "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell". Apparently, that's not the Bachelors job either. :S
Our guess is that you’ve got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.
You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you’ll probably have kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.
Actually, I AM already ready to settle down. It's been that way for a couple of years now. Maybe I'm heading for the alternate ending:
ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.
Nah... According to okcupid I'm too confident, too wealthy and too extroverted to die broke and alone. I still like to believe I'm more of a gentleman than a bachelor:
Deliberate, Gentle, Love, Master Gentleman who would like to meet a maid of honor.
DeliberateGentleLoveMaster
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.
It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally . You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth
RandomBrutalSexDreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.
: The Maid of Honor
Link: The Dating Persona Test by OkCupid -
My real name is Tristan by the way.
Een Echte HeerBehoedzame Welwillende Liefdes Meester (BWLM) Een rots in de branding, jij bent Een Echte Heer.
Voor wie op zoek is naar een verfijnde en attente romanticus ben jij de man. Jij weet wat jullie beiden willen in een relatie en daarbuiten. Je hebt een romantische kant en je bent ervaren genoeg om je in de arena der Liefde staande te houden. Bekwaam in faciliteren, welbespraakt in gezelschap en hoffelijk. De ideale schoonzoon en een mooie hoofdprijs.
Maar als we door de façade van deze uitermate voorkomende ridder heen prikken, vinden we een seksmaniak. Dat wil zeggen, we zien een heel onschuldige versie van de man met een extreme seksdrive. Eigenlijk heel gezond dus, geen perversiteiten of anderszins afwijkend gedrag te bespeuren. Je bent een betrouwbare, goede vent en je hebt niks om je voor te schamen. Integendeel.
Je houdt niet van excentriekelingen of andere rare mensen, dus blijf uit de buurt van types die nare spelletjes met je willen spelen, zoals De Strijdbijl (BMLM). Daar heb jij niks aan.
Jouw mannelijke tegenpool:
Chemisch Gevaar
Spontane Meedogenloze Seks Dromer
ALTIJD VERMIJDEN: De Strijdbijl (BMLM)
OVERWEEG: Het Bruidsmeisje (BWLM), iemand net als jij.
I am not-a-typical-male, attentionwhore, and inquisitive
Update April 2012:
Re-took the OkCupid personality test again... Yes! I am back at being 'the Bachelor'!
I think I'm starting to experience the effects of growing older. I re-did the Dating-Personality-Test and I am no longer the Gentleman (see description below) :(.
Apparently I am now the Bachelor (sex instead of love).
Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.
You’re an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you’re very sexually active, people don’t perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.
You’re a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends’ tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don’t kiss & tell. And you definitely don’t brag. You know you don’t have to prove anything to anyone. It’s as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it’s with lots of different people.
That IS a funny description, because I always tell my friends when they ask about 'that girl I was with' (no matter if she was my sister, a friend, or a girlfriend) that "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell". Apparently, that's not the Bachelors job either. :S
Our guess is that you’ve got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.
You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you’ll probably have kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.
Actually, I AM already ready to settle down. It's been that way for a couple of years now. Maybe I'm heading for the alternate ending:
ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.
Nah... According to okcupid I'm too confident, too wealthy and too extroverted to die broke and alone. I still like to believe I'm more of a gentleman than a bachelor:
Deliberate, Gentle, Love, Master Gentleman who would like to meet a maid of honor.
DeliberateGentleLoveMaster
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.
It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally . You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth
RandomBrutalSexDreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.
: The Maid of Honor
Link: The Dating Persona Test by OkCupid -
My real name is Tristan by the way.
Een Echte HeerBehoedzame Welwillende Liefdes Meester (BWLM) Een rots in de branding, jij bent Een Echte Heer.
Voor wie op zoek is naar een verfijnde en attente romanticus ben jij de man. Jij weet wat jullie beiden willen in een relatie en daarbuiten. Je hebt een romantische kant en je bent ervaren genoeg om je in de arena der Liefde staande te houden. Bekwaam in faciliteren, welbespraakt in gezelschap en hoffelijk. De ideale schoonzoon en een mooie hoofdprijs.
Maar als we door de façade van deze uitermate voorkomende ridder heen prikken, vinden we een seksmaniak. Dat wil zeggen, we zien een heel onschuldige versie van de man met een extreme seksdrive. Eigenlijk heel gezond dus, geen perversiteiten of anderszins afwijkend gedrag te bespeuren. Je bent een betrouwbare, goede vent en je hebt niks om je voor te schamen. Integendeel.
Je houdt niet van excentriekelingen of andere rare mensen, dus blijf uit de buurt van types die nare spelletjes met je willen spelen, zoals De Strijdbijl (BMLM). Daar heb jij niks aan.
Jouw mannelijke tegenpool:
Chemisch Gevaar
Spontane Meedogenloze Seks Dromer
ALTIJD VERMIJDEN: De Strijdbijl (BMLM)
OVERWEEG: Het Bruidsmeisje (BWLM), iemand net als jij.
I am not-a-typical-male, attentionwhore, and inquisitive
Update April 2012:
Re-took the OkCupid personality test again... Yes! I am back at being 'the Bachelor'!
