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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:01am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Strictly other
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Welcome to my profile!

I've reactivated my profile, because I was emigrating to Beijing, which - unfortunately - was cancelled at the last minute. However, I do like getting in touch with expats, and share some experiences. I have lived in Australia in the past, so I have experienced living abroad.

I've noticed that many friends of mine - who are a girl - get five billion quintiplitilion unptuplatillion multuplatillion impossibidillion fantasticatrillion messages per day from men. Now I understand why many girls 'reply selectevely', according to OkCupid. If you have stumbled on my profile by accident, I would love to hear from you why. If you are totally not interested in messaging me, I would still like to know why. It would be awesome to receive some feedback. Thank you :).

By the way, my real name is Tristan
What I’m doing with my life
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I got my degree in chemistry some years ago. So I quit my (part-time) job as a busdriver and I have been trying some 'real' jobs now. I've been a fire safety engineer, chem teacher in high school and now I'm a chemical safety consultant.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am really nerdy.

Otherwise, it depends on your frame of reference. I met my distant relatives from the US a while ago. The first things they noticed about me, was my height. The first thing my (ex-)girlfriends notice is my charisma, or radiant energy. Lately I've been getting the comment that I look like a guy with a mortgage - I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.

And otherwise I don't really know. My pretty blue eyes? My gay blonde hair? My teeth-baring smile? My fluorescent bright pink shirts? You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Isaac Asimov, Lord of the Rings trilogy (and I'm not placing it between brackets), Dune

Movies: I'm a total cinephile, so I like (almost) everything. But I only go to the movie theater for spectacular action movies: Schieten, tieten, helicopter (Translated: Shooting, tits, helicopter)

Music: Scheurende gitaren/gitaar (Screeching guitars), like: Rammstein, Hammerfall, Iron Maiden, Elias Viljanen and Metallica. But to be honest, my music taste samples all the colors of the music spectrum. I can enjoy Vivialdi or Bach when I'm in the mood, David Bowie is a childhood idol for me, listening to Nirvana brings back lots of teenage memories and Moby can lift me up from time to time.

Food: No seafood or fungi, Tortelinni in orange & white wine sauce
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Affection 2) Friends 3) Something to do 4) Puzzles 5) Oxygen (preferably mixed with lots of nitrogen (ratio 4:1)) 6) Food and water

Note that I've build my life around my smartphone. It's not that I could never do without, but it has become a great convenience and it would take me some time to revert back to the stone-age (pen-and-paper-age).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like the colour pink and wear it a lot (and purple, because it's the new pink).
You should message me if
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If you think you are the "Amy Farrah Fowler" to this "Sheldon Cooper".