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  • Ages 19–99
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Last online
Today – 2:39am
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I am ONLY looking for friendship on here as I am in a happy long-term relationship :)

If you send me a message that says "Hi how are you?" "What you been upto?" or any other mundane and uninteresting question then I will ignore you, sorry but I am not going out of my way to start a conversation with you if you don't bother first :)

"I could never trust anyone who's well adjusted to a sick society.” Andrea Gibson

First off.. I am an avid gardener (permaculture) and am looking for like-minded people to talk to about such exploits and possibly join me too.. Hoping to buy some land in the next few years and get a permaculture/sustainable farm going.. looking for others to join the community.

Okay.. let's start with the labeling (which I actually hate but it seems necessary) as that seems to give people an idea of who I am pretty quick.

I often class myself as an "anarchist" (I am anti-rules and rulers in short, but when it comes down to it I am somewhat of nihilist, and don't believe in anything whatsoever) total fuckin hippy, absurdist, existentialist, stoner, gamer and want to find people like me, so if you're closed minded and enjoy "going out drinking with the lads" you most likely won't get a reply, or if you catch me on an especially depressive day, you'll get a gob full.. you have been warned :P If you enjoy modern western society and are not sick of the mundane and monotonous pace of current human culture then I doubt we'll get on considering I am pretty sick of everything around me tbh, can't even go to a supermarket (which unfortunately is necessary evil atm) without constantly ranting about the plethora useless shit around me. ^_^

I am a very honest and blunt person (so don't take it personally if I am blunt with you!) I do full disclosure with everyone I intend to get to know, so I expect you to do the same if you want to know me. Beating around the bush and lying are a waste of time and I would always rather know the truth than being told what ppl think I want to hear. :)

I am an artist by trade, I paint abstract/naive/pop art pieces often focussing on things that don't fit in, cityscapes and some more subversive concepts too. You can see my art and like my page here and buy prints or an orginal! (which I'd super appreciate as I trying to get my business going - PS. I also design logos etc) Oh and any student who would like a discounted piece of Cover Work for a Publishing Project (maybe even free if you're skint!) just let me know and we can work something out. :)

I am interested in discussing the universe (quantum mechanics, astrophysics, spacetime etc) philosophical concepts such as morality (and the way it has evolved in conscious beings) the detached nature of modern western society.. mostly I like discussing humans from a zoological perspective, I do this a lot. :) I also love contemplating the future in relation to science fiction and dystopian ideas.

If you're interested in the same shows, music or anything else like that then feel free to msg me to chat about that :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to save up enough cash through my Art/Design business to buy some land and set up a Permaculture farm with my lovely partner and a whole bunch of other awesome people who want to live sustainably in self-built low-impact houses and live off the land. Ideally I'd like to go to schools in the UK and teach children how to grow their own food rather than relying on this ever crumbling system based on crude oil. I'd also love to teach people living on housing estates and other poor areas grow their own food and start to break away from the reliance on imported goods and the controlling yoke of supermarkets.

Taking part in The Real Junk Food Project Leicester.. desperately trying to make a living from my Artwork :)
Constantly contemplating the absurdity of the universe, of morality, existence.

Playing PC games and watching cartoons.. educating myself with online lectures and indulging in the Discworld. :D

Painting, drawing, singing, laughing, playing the Ukulele.. trying to find people to jam, play games and hang with! :D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deconstructing. Making people feel better about themselves. Encouraging people to examine themselves and the world around them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm a smart arse and a cynic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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THX 1138
Fritz the Cat
Human Highway
Star Wars
Wayne's World
Withnail and I
The Triplets of Belleville
Heavy Metal
Cyborg 009
Marvel Movies
Cool World
Studio Ghibli Films
Goodbye Lenin
Monty Python
The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
A Room for Romeo Brass
Joint Security Area
Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
Oldboy (original)
Repo Man
I Heart Huckabees
I'm a Cyborg, but it's OK
Perfect Blue
Fight Club
Dead Man's Shoes
How to Get Ahead in Advertising


Discworld - Guards! Guards!, Men at Arms, Feet of Clay, Jingo, The Fifth Elephant, Night Watch, Monstrous Regiment, Mort, Soul Music, Reaper Man, Lords and Ladies, Thief of Time, Maskerade, Carpe Jugulum, The Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic, Sorcery, Eric, Interesting Times, The Last Continent, The Last Hero, Unseen Academicals, The Truth, Moving Pictures, Going Postal, Making Money, Raising Steam Thud! - Terry Pratchett
The Dice Man - Luke Rhinehart
Survivor, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Diary, Lullaby, Fight Club, Snuff and Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk
Dune - Frank Herbert
Blasted - Sarah Kane
Art - Yazmina Reza
Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy "Trilogy"(The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Life the Universe and Everything, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish and Mostly Harmless)and Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - Douglas Adams
A Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
The Mindbody Prescription - Dr. John Sarno
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
How to Be Free - Tom Hodgkinson
1984 - George Orwell
Unlearn Your Pain - Dr. R. Shubiner
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Selfish Gene - Richard Dawkins
A Song of Ice and Fire Series - George R. R. Martin
The Tales of Dunk and Egg (ASOIAF) - George R.R Martin
The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring The Two Towers, The Return of the King- J. R. R. Tolkien


The Residents
Tiger Lillies
Meat Puppets
The Pentangle
Violent Femmes
Веня Д'ркин
тёплая трасса
(the) Melvins
Django Reinhardt
The Stone Roses
Bloodhound Gang
Soul Coughing
Charles Aznavour
King Kurt
The Mudhoney
Mindless Self Indulgence
Les Têtes Raides
John Frusciante
Precious Bryant
Ella Fitzgerald
Jacques Brel
Etta James
Nina Simone
The Beach Boys
Jessie Mae Hemphill
Marcy Playground
The Clash
Stray Cats
Canned Heat
Brian Setzer
Madeleine Peyroux
Sage Francis
Muddy Waters
System of a Down
Daft Punk
The Balfa Brothers
Queens of the Stone Age
Michael Jackson
Nouvelle Vague
The Pixies
Mad Caddies
Van Morisson
King Kurt
Pink Floyd
Reel Big Fish
Aesop Rock
Stuart Penman
Bob Dylan
Billie Holiday
The Polecats
Rage Against the Machine
Dinah Washington
Xploding Plastix
Belle & Sebastian
Hot Hot Heat
Tenacious D
Kings Of Leon
Devendra Banhart

And many more! :P


Trailer Park Boys
Rick and Morty
South Park
Venture Brothers
Game of Thrones
Battlestar Galactica
Paranoia Agent
Cowboy Bebop
Code Geass
Attack on Titan
Stargate Universe
Stargate Atlantis
Full Metal Alchemist
The Marvellous Misadventures of Flapjack
Breaking Bad
Death Note
Black Books
Ugly Americans
Black Lagoon
Ergo Proxy
Monkey Dust
Pinky and the Brain
Ren and Stimpy
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Invader Zim
The Wonderful World of Gumball
Dexter's Laboratory
Regular Show
Wolverine and the X-Men
The Oblongs
Adult Swim UK
The Simpsons
The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Peep Show
Marvel animated universe
Drop the Dead Donkey
Fawlty Towers


Wholefoods ftw! Carrot and other veggie cake, tomatoes, Mediterranean food, almost all raw vegetables, beanmix, cheese (though this has to stop -_-) I do not buy meat and refrain from eating it in most circumstances. This is due to my ethical problem with the way animals are treated as commodities.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Assuming that this isn't literal - Fresh food, cold water, fresh air, somewhere cosy, art, marijuana.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The absurd nature of the universe. The cultural rituals of the human species. Patterns... so many patterns. Discworld. Psychology, human behaviour. How Devo everyone is -_-
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting stoned in bed watching Cartoons, Sci Fi shows, movies, painting or playing the Ukulele or...PC games like Neverwinter, Skyrim, Portal/2, Half Life/2.. varying puzzle games etc. :)
Nowadays mostly reading/gaming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I suffer with depression (possibly Bipolar) and I am in chronic pain all over my body 24/7 which makes me pretty moody. I am far more hostile with people than I really would like to be.

I switch between being a very cheerful, sociable and patient person to one who feels the urge to isolate themselves and has to work extremely hard to control violent and self harming urges. I am getting better at dealing with this.

I suffer with several illnesses that causes me huge amounts of pain every day and affects my eating, sleeping and many other basic functions which I would be happy to explain in detail to anyone whom I felt I could trust. I have trust issues, mostly based on the fact that a great deal of people I meet are too stupid and reactive to bother even trying to trust.
You should message me if
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You are capable of differentiating between the shadows you see on the walls and the dazzling world outside the cave. I'd be possibly impressed if you got the reference, even more so if you can see beyond it.