Let's start with the deal breakers. If any of these apply to you...please, I'm begging you ignore my profile and bother someone else.
1. You invite drama around like you have your own time slot on TNT
2. You incessantly suffer from diarrhea of the mouth and prattle on about absolutely nothing of consequence
3. You watch reality TV shows like "16 and Pregnant" and "Keeping up with the Kardashians"
4. You believe in creationism or any other anti-science or pseudo-science bullshit
5. You don't know what logical fallacies are and you practice mental gymnastics
6. You have opinions about things without any experience or facts to back up said opinions
7. You care more about sports than things that actually influence your day to day life like politics.
THINGS I FIND SEXY!!!
3. Sense of humor
4. Physical fitness
5. You can drive a stick (Bonus points if you drive a Jeep)
6. You know how to handle firearms
7. Yoga pants (I can't explain this other than I have a penis)
When it comes to my sense of humor I can be incredibly sarcastic, and appreciate a woman with some wit. (Your looks can get me interested, but after five minutes you better have a personality and brain)
I can be pretty spontaneous, and have been known to take road trips with little or no notice to places I've never been.