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37 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a former Army Captain with zero tolerance for all things intellectually challenged (read "stupid"). Euphemisms flow out of my mouth on a regular basis.

Let's start with the deal breakers. If any of these apply to you...please, I'm begging you ignore my profile and bother someone else.


1. You invite drama around like you have your own time slot on TNT
2. You incessantly suffer from diarrhea of the mouth and prattle on about absolutely nothing of consequence
3. You watch reality TV shows like "16 and Pregnant" and "Keeping up with the Kardashians"
4. You believe in creationism or any other anti-science or pseudo-science bullshit
5. You don't know what logical fallacies are and you practice mental gymnastics
6. You have opinions about things without any experience or facts to back up said opinions
7. You care more about sports than things that actually influence your day to day life like politics.


1. Intelligence
2. Honesty
3. Sense of humor
4. Physical fitness
5. You can drive a stick (Bonus points if you drive a Jeep)
6. You know how to handle firearms
7. Yoga pants (I can't explain this other than I have a penis)

When it comes to my sense of humor I can be incredibly sarcastic, and appreciate a woman with some wit. (Your looks can get me interested, but after five minutes you better have a personality and brain)

I can be pretty spontaneous, and have been known to take road trips with little or no notice to places I've never been.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, but my skill set would be most useful during an end of the world scenario, or zombie outbreak.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. So I've been told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read everything from physics to philosophy, with quite a bit of fiction thrown in as well. Some of my favorites are; Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Walking the Trail, World War Z, The Traveler, The Alchemist, Demon in the Freezer, Rainbow Six, Gates of Fire

As far as music is concerned I'll listen to anything as long as it's not country, but I tend to gravitate more toward rock, and the blues. Here's the shortlist;
Santana, Shinedown, Disturbed, Staind, Nickelback, Cold, Jimmy Eat World, Joe Satriani, Theory of a Deadman, Dream Theater, Goo Goo Dolls, Fall Out Boy, Course of Nature, Green Day, Tesla, White Lion, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Orianthi, Queensryche, Breaking Benjamin, Halestorm, Chickenfoot, Lacuna Coil, Bon Jovi, Course Of Nature, Diana Krall, Jimmy Hendrix, The Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band

I'm a sucker for a good romantic comedy, or horror movie. Something with a twist at the end is always good too, but usually only the first time you see it. Here's a few of the movies I'll watch more than once;
Star Wars, Say Anything..., The Crow, Sleepless in Seattle, Scent of a Woman, High Fidelity, Boondock Saints, Breakfast Club, We Were Soldiers, Bourne Identity, Hitch, Man on Fire, Spanglish, The Replacements, I, Robot, Equilibrium, The Last Samurai, The Notebook, The Lake House, Stardust, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Orphanage, The Ugly Truth

TV shows I watch include, but are not limited to...The Newsroom, How I Met Your Mother, Once Upon a Time, Burn Notice, Haven, Supernatural, Castle and The Glades

My favorite food is sushi or Chicago pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books
2. Exercise
3. Good Conversation
4. Music
5. Caffeine
6. That's it I'm low maintenance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How men go out in public wearing skinny jeans?

Did the bare midriff style of the 90s disappear because of America's growing obesity problem?

If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one there to hear it does anybody care?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, renting a movie or reading a book. It usually just depends on what kind of week I've had.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well if I admit something private here it becomes public. So really this sentence makes no sense.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have minimal tattoos. You don't have any "duck face" pictures in your profile. Can make a complete thought and a coherent sentence the same thing. You're not afraid to take a chance.