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Traveler0927

37 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a former Army Captain with zero tolerance for all things intellectually challenged (read "stupid"). Euphemisms flow out of my mouth on a regular basis.

Let's start with the deal breakers. If any of these apply to you...please, I'm begging you ignore my profile and bother someone else.

DEAL BREAKERS!!!

1. You invite drama around like you have your own time slot on TNT
2. You incessantly suffer from diarrhea of the mouth and prattle on about absolutely nothing of consequence
3. You watch reality TV shows like "16 and Pregnant" and "Keeping up with the Kardashians"
4. You believe in creationism or any other anti-science or pseudo-science bullshit
5. You don't know what logical fallacies are and you practice mental gymnastics
6. You have opinions about things without any experience or facts to back up said opinions
7. You care more about sports than things that actually influence your day to day life like politics.

THINGS I FIND SEXY!!!

1. Intelligence
2. Honesty
3. Sense of humor
4. Physical fitness
5. You can drive a stick (Bonus points if you drive a Jeep)
6. You know how to handle firearms
7. Yoga pants (I can't explain this other than I have a penis)

When it comes to my sense of humor I can be incredibly sarcastic, and appreciate a woman with some wit. (Your looks can get me interested, but after five minutes you better have a personality and brain)

I can be pretty spontaneous, and have been known to take road trips with little or no notice to places I've never been.
What I’m doing with my life
Comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable.
I’m really good at
Listening, but my skill set would be most useful during an end of the world scenario, or zombie outbreak.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read everything from physics to philosophy, with quite a bit of fiction thrown in as well. Some of my favorites are; Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Walking the Trail, World War Z, The Traveler, The Alchemist, Demon in the Freezer, Rainbow Six, Gates of Fire

As far as music is concerned I'll listen to anything as long as it's not country, but I tend to gravitate more toward rock, and the blues. Here's the shortlist;
Santana, Shinedown, Disturbed, Staind, Nickelback, Cold, Jimmy Eat World, Joe Satriani, Theory of a Deadman, Dream Theater, Goo Goo Dolls, Fall Out Boy, Course of Nature, Green Day, Tesla, White Lion, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Orianthi, Queensryche, Breaking Benjamin, Halestorm, Chickenfoot, Lacuna Coil, Bon Jovi, Course Of Nature, Diana Krall, Jimmy Hendrix, The Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band

I'm a sucker for a good romantic comedy, or horror movie. Something with a twist at the end is always good too, but usually only the first time you see it. Here's a few of the movies I'll watch more than once;
Star Wars, Say Anything..., The Crow, Sleepless in Seattle, Scent of a Woman, High Fidelity, Boondock Saints, Breakfast Club, We Were Soldiers, Bourne Identity, Hitch, Man on Fire, Spanglish, The Replacements, I, Robot, Equilibrium, The Last Samurai, The Notebook, The Lake House, Stardust, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Orphanage, The Ugly Truth

TV shows I watch include, but are not limited to...The Newsroom, How I Met Your Mother, Once Upon a Time, Burn Notice, Haven, Supernatural, Castle and The Glades

My favorite food is sushi or Chicago pizza.
The six things I could never do without
1. Books
2. Exercise
3. Good Conversation
4. Music
5. Caffeine
6. That's it I'm low maintenance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How men go out in public wearing skinny jeans?

Did the bare midriff style of the 90s disappear because of America's growing obesity problem?

If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one there to hear it does anybody care?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, renting a movie or reading a book. It usually just depends on what kind of week I've had.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well if I admit something private here it becomes public. So really this sentence makes no sense.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have minimal tattoos. You don't have any "duck face" pictures in your profile. Can make a complete thought and a coherent sentence the same thing. You're not afraid to take a chance.