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Why_Sass

28 Atlanta, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Arabic (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Remember the three rules.

1. Look cool

2. Don't get lost.

3. If lost, look cool
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a really interesting set of skills picked up in my 10 years working for the National Guard Bureau. I'm in the process of getting my own business up and running as a State Licensed Private Investigator.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being extremely lucky. Listening to someone who really needs to talk. Ordering new things off the menu that would disgust your average eater. Dodging bullets and ex-girlfriends. Convincing people to do things they don't normally do.

I'm a bad influence.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS
The Good Earth, Hatchet, The Last American Man, LOTR, Starship Troopers, Of Secrets and Spies, Siddartha, Where the Red Fern Grows, David Sedaris

FILM
No Reservations, House of Cards, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, The Borgias, Scrubs, Portlandia, Archer,

Documentaries- I watch them whenever I can. I recently watched Jiro Dreams of Sushi. - Highly Recommended.

MUSIC
Trampled by Turtles, The Greeks, Bon Iver, The Ramones, The Used, Jedi Mind Tricks, JUSTICE, The Civil Wars, Cage the Elephant, Fleet Foxes, Two Door Cinema Club, Glitch Mob, The Doors, The Bravery, Regina Spektor, Naked and Famous, Daft Punk, Crystal Castles, The Cure, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

FOOD
I love cooking food at home. - Greek, Italian, French, Spanish, Asian

If I'm going out? - Indian, Sushi, Ethiopian, Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter
Motivation
My backpack
Caffeine
Traveling
Sex
Early mornings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's going on in the world. How to better myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
After getting home and taking off my clothes, I'll soak in a hot shower and slide into jeans and a button down. I usually grab a drink in EAV, L5P, O4W, V/PH with friends.

On long weekends I'm up for a trip. Camping, festivals, burns, hiking, or bonfires will be involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm silently judging you based on your social interactions.
Is this a decent person? Do they tip well? Do they make people smile?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've met a lot of great people during this trip on Earth. Someone I find attractive is wild, high on life (occasionally other things) and passionate about love, food, sex, and definitely laughs.

On the flip, dating crystallizes what you don't want. I expect a job, relative fitness, a car, and little to no baggage.

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If you read this far, you would be doing yourself a disservice to not message me at this point.

Go on. I'm fun AND handsome! Win-win.