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Why_Sass

27 M Guatemala, Guatemala

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Arabic (Okay)

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My self-summary
READ- I am currently in a relationship with a wonderful woman. I'm maintaining this profile for the benefit of my friends.

I'm the luckiest guy in the world.

Life is simple. Remember the three rules.

1. Look like you got it

2. Don't get lost.

3. If lost, look like you got it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm having as much fun as I can before life catches up. I'm getting out and running, listening to music, drinking cocktails, and busting my butt to further my career. I'm taking names at work and saving the world one day at a time.
I’m really good at
being lucky. ordering new things off the menu. dodging bullets. Convincing people to do things they don't normally do.

I'm a bad influence.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told my smile, eyes, and demeanor. I always appear confident.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS
Politics, intelligence, home remedies, magic, astrology, hypnosis, NLP, physics, psychology and military tactics. I read the Lord of The Rings before it was cool.

FILM
No Reservations, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, The Borgias, Scrubs, Portlandia, Archer, Documentaries- I recently watched Jiro Dreams of Sushi. I highly recommend it.

MUSIC
The Greeks, Bon Iver, Murder by Death, The Ramones, The Used, Jedi Mind Tricks, The Civil Wars, Cage the Elephant, Fleet Foxes, Two Door Cinema Club, Glitch Mob, The Doors, Cocorosie, The Bravery, Regina Spektor, Naked and Famous, Wolfgang Phoenix, Daft Punk, Crystal Castles, The Cure, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

FOOD
I'm an up and coming cook and love good food. I have a soft spot for spicy ethnic dishes.

If you can cook something well, I'll be impressed.
The six things I could never do without
Laughing is essential to life.
Positive thinking keeps me motivated.
My backpack keeps me moving.
Caffeine. Strong, black, sweet.
Documentaries- Old school Discovery, History, Animal Planet? MY JAM. I love to learn.
Early mornings are my muse. Sunrise, when it's windy and fresh and new, is pure magic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's going on in the world. Social Interactions. Tiny Houses. Nearby hiking trails. Breathtaking sights. How to find that special piece of wow in each and every day.
On a typical Friday night I am
After finally getting home and taking off my suit, I'll soak in a hot shower and slide into jeans and a button down shirt, sleeves rolled up. I usually grab a drink in EAV, L5P, O4W, V/PH with friends.

On long weekends I'm up for a trip. Camping, festivals, burns, hiking, or bonfires will be involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm silently judging you based on your social interactions.
Is this a decent person? Do they tip well? Do they make people smile?
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Quality candidates will have awesome dancing skills.

Do you own a pair of Chacos? Great.

I've met a lot of great people during this trip on Earth. Someone I find attractive is wild, high on life and passionate about love, food, sex, and definitely laughs.

If you read this far, you would be doing yourself a disservice to not message me at this point.

Go on. I'm super nice, AND handsome! Win-win. Hit send and stop rereading it. I'm sure your message is great.