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39 Baltimore, MD Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:19am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just sailed a smallish boat from Boston to Baltimore by myself. Best part: going through the middle of Manhattan and Brooklyn at street level in the East River. Worst part: got stuck on the Jersey Shore for 17 days with weather and motor problems. Did not see Snookie.

I like good music, good food, good art. I've done a lot of creative things for fun and money, but I became a nurse a couple of years ago and now work in the ER. My job is about as hard and as crazy and interesting as you might imagine, although maybe in ways you might not. I'm glad to be doing it.

I have an irrepressible sense of humor. I should just warn you. I don't have much filter. However, I'm funny. You'll have to take my word for it. This profile is bone dry.

I confess: I have no little to no interest in team sports, getting really, really drunk more than 3x a year if that, talking about cats, doing the color run or skydiving.

I do believe in global warming, vote democratic but think left and north of there, think people should be able to to marry whoever they want, don't believe in god (I wish I did, I think it would be easier). I tend to pray a lot when sailing. It goes with the territory.

Apparently guys lie a lot about their heights here. So just to be clear, to the best of my knowledge I'm actually 5'9". ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well I have this fantasy of living on my boat, working really hard for periods and then taking a couple months off (or longer) to take a cool trip. Repeating indefinitely. I'm in the early stages of it but it's pretty cool to be able to do it.

Also teaching myself guitar.

Making people laugh while I keep a totally straight face, whenever possible.

Not sure where to say it: no new kids for me. Your kids are cool. I just don't want to have any of my own for various good reasons.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty handy. Woodworking, fiberglass, metal work. Lately electric and motor repairs.

I've played music all my life and like to think I'm decent at it. Lately I'm practicing guitar a lot and singing.

I'm a above decent cook, can do a monster Biryani and pull off a pretty amazing Weber barbecue.

I like to think I'm a good conversationalist.

I know myself pretty well. I generally know what I need, what I can do and who I am. It's pretty helpful.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a big fan of most of these things. Music is tough because I tend to like certain bits of everything. I tend to lean to the soulful and the "authentic" although that's tough to pin down. Favorites include Muddy Waters, The Rolling Stones, The Roots, Shirley Horn, Mary Lou Lord, lots of old folk music. Goes on and on. I love Werner Herzog movies, documentaries, Groundhog Day. Recent favorites are Jason Isbell and Lydia Loveless.

I like generally like the good food that poor people eat. Tacos pho BBQ etc etc. I'm not opposed to going someplace fancy once in a while, but I'd rather save it and do something really wild. Like I just did.

more music: Taj Mahal, Denison Witmer, Amy Winehouse, Nina Simone, Otis Redding, Joe Cocker, Rufus Wainwright, Elvis Costello, Talking Heads, The Golden Paliminos, Darrell Scott, Joni Mitchell, Tom Waits, Smokey Robinson, Doc Watson, Charlie Patton, Steve Earle, Townes, Wilco, Rod Stewart.

not much TV: The Wire, The Office (British), Deadwood, Homeland and Justified have been about it for the last 20 years.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't want to get too philosophical about it, but I live on a boat sometimes and I've pretty much come to grips with the idea that if it sank I'd be starting from scratch and I'm pretty ok with it.

But if I sank I would hold my iphone above my head until they pried it from my cold, wet, frozen hands. (I hate this fact-I kinda want to go back to a flip phone. or smoke signals)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Great songs. Where I could sail to. Being good at my job.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well if you read this far and you are interested, I'd love to hear from you. I tend to like mildly unconventional people who nonetheless are able to integrate into normal society. That's hot! JK, mostly.

Sometimes I do keyword searches wondering if it might find someone interesting. Best one I came up with was "Tiny House". That is an interesting crowd.

I just moved to Baltimore. I don't know too many people here so would love to make some friends to hang out with.

Really though, if you've ever thought that it would be cool to live on a boat, travel the world and see some amazing things, get in touch.