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  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm an emergency room nurse who plays guitar, fixes things and likes to sail my boat moderately long distances. I've never been very go-with-the-flow. I've taken three months off to travel the last two years. Ideally that would be 5 but you know...I got to pay them bills.

I think everyone thinks they are hard to explain, but I've hitchhiked to Canada twice, read the New Yorker back to back every week but am basically incapable of finishing any book. I'm really good with my hands but like using my brain too.

Despite the fact that this profile is 100% unfunny, I'm a pretty funny guy. I guess you'll have to take my word for it. But i shit you not.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working at a really cool ER, working on being a better guitar player and a little piano too while I'm at it, fixing up my boat. Planning to sail to the Bahamas in the winter. I think it won't suck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
singing, cooking, making, playing, sailing, listening. If you need CPR I'm handy to have around.

I used to be a photographer. I've moved on to other interests lately but like what I did when I was doing it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Nobody's Fool
Groundhog Day
Charlie Patton - Willie Nelson - Miles Davis - Jason Isbell - Lydia Loveless and a million others (music is to me what sports+coffee is to other people)
fish tacos are hard to beat
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't want to get too philosophical about it, but I live on a boat sometimes and I've pretty much come to grips with the idea that if it sank I'd be starting from scratch and I'm pretty ok with it. I got rid of mountains of stuff in the last couple of years, and now it's a lot easier to clean my room. If I'm buying something I try to make sure I need it.

(for the record, I'm currently living on dry land)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Taking my boat to Cuba or the Bahamas next winter. Being better at my job. Spinach.
You should message me if
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You'd never ask me to go on vacation with you to Disneyland.

An interesting life is more important to you than a white picket fence. I'm just not a picket fence kind of a guy (I am a monogamist who would like to travel and have some adventure with a great partner kind of guy).

If you were like all "I think it'd be really cool to sail around the world on a boat", well, then definitely message me. That's totally possible.