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38 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 26
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Would it be crass to update my name to FreeDinner....?

I seem to have some things figured out... others not so much. I do enjoy adventure and need someone who's generally not afraid.

Always interested in checking out the sights, smells, shows, bands, bars and booze wherever I happen to be.

I typically am only visiting wherever I claim to be... so say hi! As I'm probably hiding out in a hotel room... lonely... waiting for you ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just keep on keep'n on...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swashbuckling, although I haven't given it an honest try I may poses qualities that grant me a kind of shoe-in for the role. I'm not really sure. (feeling punchy tonight)

A little bit country although you'd never guess it... which technically means I'm actually not good at it therefore doesn't really belong on the column, but sometimes I break the rules and this is one of those times.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm laughing or smiling about something... but honestly I guess it depends on how close or far they are standing to me at the time they take stock.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books... not nearly as many as I used to

Movies... action / thriller / horror kind of guy

Shows... I need more local music (Funny that it didn't occur to me this meant TV Shows until I started reading other profiles. If I had to pick TV: Colbert Report, Parks and Rec, That new Kevin Bacon show)

Food... I'll try just about anything once (-gelatinous goo, -bugs, -some sea creatures, -reptiles)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Great Outdoors
That "Butterflies in your Stomach" sensation every so often.

Things and stuff (I know those are 7n8 but want to get all my bases covered).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to work as little as possible while living an extravagant lifestyle (will let you know if I come up with anything groundbreaking)

What it's all about...

Is okcupid just ok?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make out with doughnuts - all kinds - and prefer an audience while doing so. (I think)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are different (bonus points for that)
You want to get away for a while.
Interested in meeting somebody new.
Are up for random activities.
You are still reading my profile :-)