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37 M Chicago, IL

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in an In-N-Out burger wrapper.

I tend to be quiet and contemplative. Looking to find people to add to my life whether as friends or more. I enjoy the company of people who are open minded.

I care about the planet but not so much about social norms.

The beard comes and goes every few months. I read this article recently about how now that pretty much every man has a beard, the non-beard having men will have an evolutionary advantage in attracting mates. Any comments on the truthiness (thx Stephen) of this thesis? FYI I still have a beard for now.
What I’m doing with my life
Putting a bird on it.

Navigating the Metaverse.

I work in IT. I can fix your computer.

Trying new things like photography and playing the guitar.

I'm not afraid to cook.
I’m really good at
Relating almost any life situation to a Simpsons episode (old seasons of course)
Computer junk.
Cooking, love trying out new recipes. I'll make you a bad ass stir-fry. Or a pizza.
Ignoring sage advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor & my eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I re-watched Hedwig and the Angry Inch again and the songs are stuck in my head.

My first DVD player was purchased to watch an Army of Darkness DVD (that I bought before I had a DVD player).

I loved the "WGN Saturday Afternoon Movie" version of Pulp Fiction. Seriously, it exists. "The one that says bad mother on it" then super zoom-in on Jules' wallet so you can't see the bad word. Why even bother?!

I'm on a Joss Whedon kick as far as TV goes. I'm like 10 years late on Buffy.

I have a soft spot for 70s/80s punk bands.

I'm big fan of Salvador Dali paintings and R Crumb drawings.

I'd probably go gay for Dan Savage (if going gay was possible).

The last book I read was a biography of Teddy Roosevelt. Yes, a book about a rich white man. It was good, though.

Last year I took a trip to Boston to see a Dead Milkmen concert. It was totally worth it.
The six things I could never do without
Louis CK
Beer in its many forms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to travel to next.
Would I be a good stand up comic?
Can I just chuck it all and go live in a cabin somewhere?
Or perhaps even better, can I get "frozen" for say 300 years or so? I'd love to see if we ever invented hoverboards. Clearly they won't be ready by 2015.
On a typical Friday night I am
As far away from any Wrigleyville bars as possible (exception can be made for Guthrie's).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a Tiny Tim vinyl record.

I'm a disgraced former member of Team Zissou.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a bit off-kilter. You want to help me make a pizza. You want to go see a movie at the Music Box.