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37 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:04am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in an In-N-Out burger wrapper.

I tend to be quiet and contemplative. Looking to find people to add to my life whether as friends or more. I enjoy the company of people who are open minded.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Putting a bird on it.

Navigating the Metaverse.

I work in IT. I can fix your computer.

Trying new things like photography and playing the guitar.

I'm not afraid to cook.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Relating almost any life situation to a Simpsons episode (old seasons of course)
Computer junk.
Cooking, love trying out new recipes. I'll make you a bad ass stir-fry. Or a pizza.
Ignoring sage advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor & my eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I re-watched Hedwig and the Angry Inch again and the songs are stuck in my head.

My first DVD player was purchased to watch an Army of Darkness DVD (that I bought before I had a DVD player).

I loved the "WGN Saturday Afternoon Movie" version of Pulp Fiction. Seriously, it exists. "The one that says bad mother on it" then super zoom-in on Jules' wallet so you can't see the bad word. Why even bother?!

I'm on a Joss Whedon kick as far as TV goes. I'm like 10 years late on Buffy. *UPDATE* Now I've seen Angel as well. Good stuff. And I'm a bit Whedon'd out for a bit.

I have a soft spot for 70s/80s punk bands.

I'm big fan of Salvador Dali paintings and R Crumb drawings.

I'd probably go gay for Dan Savage (if going gay was possible).

The last book I read was a biography of Teddy Roosevelt. Yes, a book about a rich white man. It was good, though.

Last year I took a trip to Boston to see a Dead Milkmen concert. It was totally worth it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Louis CK
Beer in its many forms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to travel to next.
Would I be a good stand up comic?
Can I just chuck it all and go live in a cabin somewhere?
Or perhaps even better, can I get "frozen" for say 300 years or so? I'd love to see if we ever invented hoverboards. Clearly they won't be ready by 2015.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
As far away from any Wrigleyville bars as possible (exception can be made for Guthrie's).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a Tiny Tim vinyl record.

I'm a disgraced former member of Team Zissou.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know a good pizza recipe.

You want to go see a movie at the Music Box.

You want to try to find cool records at thrift stores. I found two autographed albums by The Knack at a Salvation Army. Yeah, I know, it's The Knack, but that's still kinda cool, eh? Eh?!? Maybe this limited edition Siouxsie and the Banshees record I found would impress you instead.