Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in an In-N-Out burger
I tend to be quiet and contemplative. Looking to find people to add
to my life whether as friends or more. I enjoy the company of
people who are open minded.
I care about the planet but not so much about social norms.
The beard comes and goes every few months. I read this article
recently about how now that pretty much every man has a beard, the
non-beard having men will have an evolutionary advantage in
attracting mates. Any comments on the truthiness (thx Stephen) of
this thesis? FYI I still have a beard for now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Putting a bird on it.
Navigating the Metaverse.
I work in IT. I can fix your computer.
Trying new things like photography and playing the guitar.
I'm not afraid to cook.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Relating almost any life situation to a Simpsons episode (old
seasons of course)
Cooking, love trying out new recipes. I'll make you a bad ass
stir-fry. Or a pizza.
Ignoring sage advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor & my eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I re-watched Hedwig and the Angry Inch again and the songs are
stuck in my head.
My first DVD player was purchased to watch an Army of Darkness DVD
(that I bought before I had a DVD player).
I loved the "WGN Saturday Afternoon Movie" version of Pulp Fiction.
Seriously, it exists. "The one that says bad mother on it" then
super zoom-in on Jules' wallet so you can't see the bad word. Why
I'm on a Joss Whedon kick as far as TV goes. I'm like 10 years late
I have a soft spot for 70s/80s punk bands.
I'm big fan of Salvador Dali paintings and R Crumb drawings.
I'd probably go gay for Dan Savage (if going gay was
The last book I read was a biography of Teddy Roosevelt. Yes, a
book about a rich white man. It was good, though.
Last year I took a trip to Boston to see a Dead Milkmen concert. It
was totally worth it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beer in its many forms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to travel to next.
Would I be a good stand up comic?
Can I just chuck it all and go live in a cabin somewhere?
Or perhaps even better, can I get "frozen" for say 300 years or so?
I'd love to see if we ever invented hoverboards. Clearly they won't
be ready by 2015.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
As far away from any Wrigleyville bars as possible (exception can
be made for Guthrie's).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a Tiny Tim vinyl record.
I'm a disgraced former member of Team Zissou.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 24–42
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're a bit off-kilter. You want to help me make a pizza. You want
to go see a movie at the Music Box.
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