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  • Ages 21-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 12:05pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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An enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in an In-N-Out wrapper.
What I’m doing with my life
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Putting a bird on it.

Navigating the Metaverse. (I work in IT.)

Trying new things like photography and playing the guitar.

I'm not afraid to cook.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Relating almost any life situation to a Simpsons episode (old seasons of course)
Computer junk.
Cooking, love trying out new recipes. I'll make you a bad ass stir-fry. Or a pizza.
Ignoring sage advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor & my eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I re-watched Hedwig and the Angry Inch again and the songs are stuck in my head.

My first DVD player was purchased to watch an Army of Darkness DVD (that I bought before I had a DVD player).

I loved the "WGN Saturday Afternoon Movie" version of Pulp Fiction. Seriously, it exists. "The one that says bad mother on it" then super zoom-in on Jules' wallet so you can't see the bad word. Why even bother?!

I'm on a Joss Whedon kick as far as TV goes. I'm like 10 years late on Buffy. *UPDATE* Now I've seen Angel as well. Good stuff. And I'm a bit Whedon'd out for a bit.

I have a soft spot for 70s/80s punk bands.

I'm big fan of Salvador Dali paintings and R Crumb drawings.

I'd probably go gay for Dan Savage (if going gay was possible).

The last book I read was a biography of Teddy Roosevelt. Yes, a book about a rich white man. It was good, though.

Last year I took a trip to Boston to see a Dead Milkmen concert. It was totally worth it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet, dear Jebus I do love the Internet.
Cuddles and more.
Amusing open minded people to be around.
Media from the 70s.
Luna the stupid cat.
Nice cookware.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do I have toxoplasmosis?
Can I just chuck it all and go live in a cabin somewhere?
Or perhaps even better, can I get "frozen" for say 300 years or so? I want to find out if the future is a barren post-apocalyptic wasteland.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
As far away from any Wrigleyville bars as possible (exception can be made for Guthrie's).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a Tiny Tim vinyl record.

I'm a disgraced former member of Team Zissou.
You should message me if
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You know a good pizza recipe.

You want to go see a movie at the Music Box.

You want to join me in the audience of Steve Gadlin's Star Makers.

You want to try to find cool records at thrift stores. I found two autographed albums by The Knack at a Salvation Army. Yeah, I know, it's The Knack, but that's still kinda cool, eh? Eh?!? Maybe this limited edition Siouxsie and the Banshees record I found would impress you instead.