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27 M Phoenix, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:26am
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Disappointment is based on expectations, not results.

I tend not to talk unless I have something relevant to say. I choose my few words carefully.

They say it takes 10 thousand hours to become a master at something. My friends call me the Zen Master. They're, in fact, too kind, but I am very laid back. Very centered. Very focused on things that matter.

95% of people perceive me as the boy my momma raised, perplexingly courteous, enigmatically real and down to earth, despite a sometimes rough or intimidating exterior.

The 5% that perceive me as a giant asshole, the ones hindsight informs them it was not worth the effort to try and get me, are no less correct on their portrait of my being.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, it's almost 5 in the morning and I'm listening to the doors. Beyond the whole summarize your life for strangers on this form thing, I think it's safe to say I'm doing alright.

I make money. I do stuff. And I tend to do it on my own uncertain terms.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I read people, and situations. I've led an interesting life that has taken me more places than I could afford, and put me in a room with so many types of people, that it's become my most marketable skill that I can listen to what people or my surroundings are telling me to make determinations about risk aversion, statistical probability of an event. How someone really feels about me :p
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What a big motherfucker stands before them? Or that my hair is metal as fuck. It could be that I smell really nice. It kind of depends on the circumstances. I also have a really deep, devlish voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.Demons Don't Dream. . Edgar Allen Poe...Mick Foley. Preacher. 1984. I hope they Serve Beer in Hell. The Art of War.

Movies: Rounders, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Pinneapple Express, Half Baked, The Big Lebowski, American History X, The Matrix, the old school Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, American Beauty, There's Just Something About Mary, The Girl Next Door, Little Miss Sunshine, The shawshank redemption, the wanted, the dark knight, cheech and chong. Pirates of the Carribean. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Hackers. From Dusk Til Dawn, Repo and Rocky, Natural Born Killers. Favorite shows include Always Sunny, Trailer Park Boys, Seinfeld, Futurama(Good news, everyone!), and Breaking Bad. Better Call Saul!

Music: Sublime. The Doors. The Offspring. Its a laundry list, spanning decades. Fleetwood Mac, The Beatles, Queen. Green Day. Red Hot Chili Peppers. My spotify has all these and much more, available upon request O.o

My little brother is my best friend and roommate. And we basically eat like the ninja turtles would.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This strikes me as a really morbid question...and probably not one I can even fake answering honestly on the internet x)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being the best friend, brother, and neighbor I can be. For reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with fear of going to hell. The devils are all here.

I kind of like to think my life story is a continuation of little jonny, from charlie daniels 'the devil went down to georgia'.

I dun' told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually find my way to adventure of some sort on the weekends. Sometimes it's a few choice peeps over at my place.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Met a girl, thought she was grand,
fell in love, found out first hand,
went well for a week or two,
then it all came unglued
You should message me if
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you're in another castle