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TreCruel

27 Phoenix, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Disappointment is based on expectations, not results.

I tend not to talk unless I have something relevant to say. I choose my few words carefully.

They say it takes 10 thousand hours to become a master at something. My friends call me the Zen Master. They're, in fact, too kind, but I am very laid back. Very centered. Very focused on things that matter.

95% of people perceive me as the boy my momma raised, perplexingly courteous, enigmatically real and down to earth, despite a sometimes rough or intimidating exterior.

The 5% that perceive me as a giant asshole, the ones hindsight informs them it was not worth the effort to try and get me, are no less correct on their portrait of my being.
What I’m doing with my life
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Placing myself into impossibly small boxes via the internet. I work mostly from home/from my phone, I'm the best brother, friend, and son I know how to be. I help people I barely like move, I can be a real sucker, or a real hard-ass, depending on who I'm dealing with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I read people, and situations. I've led an interesting life that has taken me more places than I could afford, and put me in a room with so many types of people, that it's become my most marketable skill that I can listen to what people or my surroundings are telling me to make determinations about risk aversion, statistical probability of an event. How someone really feels about me :p
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm quiet. I'm large, tall. Physically dominating, but when I acknowledge nothing, it only begs the question of my audience, why? When I speak it's with clarity, confidence. A wiser man than me once pontificated that it was better to remain silent, and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.Demons Don't Dream. . Edgar Allen Poe...Mick Foley. Preacher. 1984. I hope they Serve Beer in Hell. The Art of War.

Movies: Rounders, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Pinneapple Express, Half Baked, The Big Lebowski, American History X, The Matrix, the old school Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, American Beauty, There's Just Something About Mary, The Girl Next Door, Little Miss Sunshine, The shawshank redemption, the wanted, the dark knight, cheech and chong. Pirates of the Carribean. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Hackers. From Dusk Til Dawn, Repo and Rocky, Natural Born Killers, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Ed Norton's Hulk, Cabin in the Woods. Favorite shows include Always Sunny, Trailer Park Boys, Seinfeld, Futurama(Good news, everyone!), and Breaking Bad. Better Call Saul!

Music: Sublime. The Doors. The Offspring. Its a laundry list, spanning decades. Fleetwood Mac, The Beatles, Queen. Green Day. Red Hot Chili Peppers. My spotify has all these and much more, available upon request O.o

My little brother is my best friend and roommate. And we basically eat like the ninja turtles would.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I feel like this was something that would have been asked of me in high school. Truth be told, I would sacrifice everything for those dear to me.

If I had to name 6 materialistic things for the desert island x) it would be 1)rum2)a sleeveless shirt3)lighter4)toothbrush5)knife6)...and a BIG pair...of glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm very grateful, and don't 'deserve' what I have. I'm not (yet) independently wealthy, or anything, but my very well-meaning, and misinformed group of parents definitely raised me and my brother to be more than they ever were.

I spend a lot of time celebrating my good fortune, lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It all depends...we might hit up a bar, or watch Smackdown over at my place. I find good company, seek it wherever it may hide. I also seek to be good company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cried during the final episode of Futurama, It was the most romantic thing I'd ever witnessed, surpassing both Bram Stoker's Dracula, and Romeo and Juliet. One would be truly lucky to find such a thing.
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