Disappointment is based on expectations, not results.

I'm the luckiest man I know.

I'm super tall, super shaggy, weezer glasses. Thick arms, broad shoulders, and a skull that's met more door frames than the average person. A mouth like a sailor and an angsty attitude, but a consummate gentleman who was raised a momma's boy.

I'm artistic, but competitive by nature. Gaming through my childhood did a lot to improve the way I think and see things in life. Very logical, very open to different perspectives and trying to find the unbiased best line. Keeps me untilted, and laid back as a motherfucker.

My friends call me JFK

I work in a West Phoenix game store, which supports my hobby, as well as my lifestyle. Said hobby sends me all over the greater southwest area, and United States, playing competitive card games. In the last year, I've visited Las Vegas several times, San Diego and LA a couple times, Buffalo, Honolulu, and Charlotte. It's nerdy stuff, but hey, if you have to be a nerd, it doesn't hurt to be damned good at it.

I have a sharp comic wit, and enough confidence leveled with a lack of shame to just let loose pretty freely. Drinking games, card games, smoke rings. Devil's advocate. Reliable, there for people, nearly to a fault.

Super geeky, kinda freaky. Tall. Eyes hide behind some nerdy black glasses, long shaggy hair. The true mane of a lion. Humble, but strong, confident. Quiet unless I actually have a reason to speak, and care to respond intelligently, respectfully, or depending on my setting, downright highlariously.

Books: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Piers Anthonys Demons Don't Dream. The Catcher in the Rye, Of Mice and Men, Lord of the Flies. Edgar Allen Poe...Mick Foley. Preacher. 1984. I don't read enough. These days, poker books. I hope they serve beer in hell. Big fan of prolific quotes. Hit me with a good one and I'll likely respect you for life.

Movies: Rounders, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Anchorman, Pinneapple Express, Half Baked, The Big Lebowski, American History X, The Matrix Trilogy, the old school Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(I+II), American Beauty, There's Just Something About Mary, The Girl Next Door, Little Miss Sunshine, Castaway, The Last Samurai, Romeo Must Die, Doomsday. Season upon season of Seinfeld, and weeds. The shawshank redemption, the wanted, the dark knight, harold and kumar, cheech and chong. The pursuit of happiness. Pirates of the Carribean. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Hackers(hack the planet!). From Dusk Til Dawn, Repo and Rocky, Natural Born Killers. My netflix, itunes, and youtube all basically look like they belong to a huge stoner.

Music: Sublime(and the Long Beach Dub Allstars), The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Green Day, Bob Marley, No Doubt, black eyed peas, Matisyahu, Queen, Linkin Park, Johnny Cash. The Offspring. Green Day live, specifically longview, best birthday present I've ever received. Eminem. New boyz, john mellencamp, akon, kevin lyttle, sean kingston, cee lo green.

Little bit of emo music, little bit of old school, metal. Beach Boys, the Eagles, Guns and Roses. My absolute favorite songs of all time tend to be break up songs, as fucked up as that probably is. Emotion we can all relate to, and I especially like the ironic/chipper ones. i.e. gives you hell/fuck you/we are never getting back together/etc. Best: 50 ways to say goodbye

Also dig milkmans mashups

Food: Chinese is really good. Psycadelic mushrooms...prolly number one.

If I've got a cell phone and wheels, I can be pretty happy. I'm kind of a minimalist lol, I've lived without many things in my life, and I'm a better person for it. I'll be alright :)

Life, the Universe, and Everything. Introspection, being zen and self improvement in all things I do. How far I've come, and how far I've got left to go. How much I look forward to my journey.

Per Aspera Ad Astra

I kind of like to think my life story is a continuation of little jonny, from charlie daniels 'the devil went down to georgia'.

I dun' told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been!

Could be anything any given time x) the answer has been work, bar, kickback, and just straight driving to vegas overnight, getting stoned the whole way. I've danced the nights away, sang karaoke, driven drunk people, and spit fire, on any old typical Friday night. Sparked some rumors in a couple of my circles that I may, in fact, be a dragon.

Met a girl, thought she was grand,
fell in love, found out first hand,
went well for a week or two,
then it all came unglued

you're in another castle