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28 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 9
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Adam Scott is my spirit animal.

One of the great crimes of our culture in this day and age is misrepresenting oneself on the internet. We live in a new age of morality.

In the interest of honesty and fairness: I delight in sharp humor. In this sense, I take myself and others around me quite lightly. This is a lot of fun with people who have the same incredulous sense of humor that I do.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, I lived in Michigan for most of it, moved around in Michigan (for work), moved to Fargo (for work), and now am in Seattle (for work).

But the real reason I moved to Seattle was to get out of the habit of living somewhere where I'd have a good reason to leave after a couple of years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job, entertaining people I want to entertain (sometimes this can take me a while), and critical thought.

I'm also tolerably good at volleyball and nerdy board games.

I'm pretty bad at dealing with daily stresses, doing habitual or ritualistic things, and being nice to people who don't seem to be that nice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People I work with tend to think I'm intelligent. Secondarily, that I am assertive (but I am very, very careful about being assertive, or at least am careful at the meta level ).

I get wildly different answers from different people, probably because I act very differently around people I consider to be very different. I blame my conservative Christian upbringing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Philip K. Dick (Ubik, etc.), The Idiot, the Nightwatch series (the Russian one), most anything by Neil Gaiman

Graphic Novels - The Sandman Series, The Books of Magic, the Dark Knight Returns, the Dark Knight Strikes Again. I like comics that have more going on than stereotypical plot and big breasted superheroines.

Movies - Drive (x300), Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Blade Runner, Nightwatch, Daywatch (Nightwatch 2.0), Scott Pilgrim (x100), Dodgeball

Shows - Breaking Bad, True Detective, Game of Thrones. All the popular stuff, you know. I also like some Adult Swim shit, like The Venture Brothers, Sealab 2021, Metalocalypse, etc. Old Guard.

Music - Lower Dens, Stagnant Pools, Joy Division, Interpol, The National, Still Corners, Arcade Fire, Sonic Youth, Broken Social Scene, Harvey Danger, Pavement.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not going to lie, the internet is starting to feel pretty built-in
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"To hear the person you were when you weren’t yet who you are now is to understand how little you understood, and to recognize how little you even could have understood. This is doubly bracing when you consider that the person you were then had everything riding on the depth of his understanding. "

How to correctly interest the people I want to be interested in me.

How to be passionate about my career when I'm not passionate about my job.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It super depends. I might be working because I have a deadline, I might be out exploring Seattle a little bit, I might be on a first date (but rarely a second D: :D ).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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80% of the dates I go on are with people who maybe over-represent themselves over the internet, and a combination of disappointment and lack of chemistry mean we don't date again.

10% of the dates I go on are sort of tolerable, in that weird compromise-y way that says "You could date this person for a while and get comfortable, but you know it's not going anywhere".

The rest are enigmas -- I show up, enjoy myself, generally find myself unable to get a complete read on the person. It's incredibly engaging to have that sort of interaction, especially coupled with shared interests. But at some point (Dates 1-3) they completely lose interest. And I never really get the understanding I never really had about the whole situation.
You should message me if
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I want feedback. No, really.

I'm no longer a common collection of personality traits. I end up doing a lot of different things, and I would like someone who's multidimensional.