Treams
33 Lexington, KY
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My self-summary
I'm trying to eventually finish my Masters degree, and I'm working outdoors until then. I'm over 30 and still skateboard, I've stopped caring if that's acceptable or not. I'm obsessed with Liverpool FC so if some asshole yelling at a television early Saturday mornings sounds terrible, keep moving.
What I’m doing with my life
Landscaping by day, manscaping by night. Wondering why so much emphasis is being placed on the zombie apocalypse when we all know it will be terminators.
I’m really good at
being on the receiving end of contemptuous stares, drinking 40's of horrible alcohol, insomnia, erotic massage, and quitting jobs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm kinda tall, I have full tattoo sleeves, blue eyes that get bluer when I'm hungover (seriously).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you can explain House of Leaves to me, I'll explain Donnie Darko to you. Public Image Limited and Public Enemy are the best.
The six things I could never do without
kittens
the beach
guns
my lawyer
condoms
Jesus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where did all of my fucking gray socks go? Why is the common cold still a thing? Who actually eats at Burger King?
On a typical Friday night I am
Crushing mad ass, bro. Trying out my shitty jokes at a bar. Drinking....heavily.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read music reviews on Pitchfork weekly and decry everyone else who does so as a hipster. I'm actually a couple of children stacked on top of one another in a trenchcoat, hence my height.
You should message me if
You have low expectations.
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