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30 Qassimiut, Greenland Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English, C++
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not actually in a Greenland town with a population of 12.

Hey there,
I'm Robert. Mostly a 'quiet night in' guy, but I do like going to random oddball events. You know like, ice cream festivals, craft shows, game/comic conventions, etc.
Basic nerdy stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I originally got a degree in Elementary ed, but I only taught for 1 year.
Shortly after leaving teaching, I started up an educational website that's used by millions of folks a day. So that's my source of income.
These days I mostly just work on new projects/sites.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computer stuff.
For example, I can totally change the font color in an email!
Pretty impressive, no?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: The Time Machine by H.G. Wells.
Fun story. So we had to read this back in school right. And everyone else got a brand new copy of the book, but I had to use a crappy old copy. So then it was my turn to read... but I couldn't because my version had an extra chapter! It turns out in the 'new version' they completely removed all references to evolution!
Oh I also got in trouble for not following along.

Movie: The Fountain
If you haven't seen it, don't. You'll hate it. Like every person I've suggested it to has hated it. Apparently I have terrible taste in movies.

Show: I don't really watch a lot of TV. Really the only shows I watch are The Flash and The Walking Dead.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Is there a way of saying "staying at home" without sounding like a total loser?
... That wasn't it, was it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once spent a day dressed as a catholic priest. It was crazy. Adults showed me more respect. Little boys seemed oddly frightened though...
You should message me if
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You're a good mix of sarcastic, serious and nerdy.
And I know it's like totally superficial, but I'm a fan of good teeth.

Also as a general rule I don't usually message first. I've seen how many messages girls get each day and I actually kinda feel bad for ya'll... Or maybe it's envy... yeah, it's totally envy.
I mean, why won't hundreds of guys message ME a day?