Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, I'm Robert.
I'm fairly traditional. Don't drink, smoke, swear or lie. No
tattoos or piercings. Basically like a mormon... only not
Also I'm not big on putdowns or that kind of thing. I try to keep
things more positive, ya know?
That being said I am sarcastic. Like super sarcastic.
Like if they had a language option on the right for 'sarcasm' I'd
put that as my primary language.
Also I'm more indoorsy. So if your profile says you like huntin' or
fishin' or muddin', we're probably not a good match.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever I want.
I originally got a degree in Elemetary ed... but I only used it for
Shortly after quitting teaching, I created a computer program that
is used by millions of people a day. So that's how I make my
These days I mostly just work on new projects.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
For example, I can totally change the font in emails AND change the
Pretty impressive, no?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Completely random and stupid stuff.
Like the other day I was thinking about the story A Christmas
Carol and it got me thinking about how Scrooge could prove or
disprove if the events were real.
I then determined that he WOULD know if the events were real based
on the dinner party guests comments at the end of the novel. BUT
then that got me thinking about how NOW there were multiple
timelines in A Christmas Carol's universe. At least 5.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately I seem to be staying in working.
I used to go out and do stuff though... oh geez, I'm becoming an
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I LOVED the movie, 'A walk to remember'.
So much so that I went out and bought the book by Nicholas Sparks
and finished it in one night.
You should message me if
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You think we'd be a good match.
I do read the match questions on folks that message me, so if there
are a bunch where it seems like we aren't compatible I'll probably
just message you back with a,
"Flattered, but it doesn't look like we're compatible based on the
answer to some of our questions. Good luck though."
Also, I won't message first. A friend has a profile on here and I
see EXACTLY how many messages she gets in a day. So yeah.
Also I see how many messages start with "Hey gurl, u wanna hook
up?" which is apparently a super popular pickup line.
... Who knew?
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