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29 Oklahoma City, OK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
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Last Online
Today – 6:18am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English, C++

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So this is going to be kinda forward, but basically I don't want anyone to waste their time... You know, like sometimes you'll be reading someones profile and you're like, "Woah, this person is a perfect match!" Then you get to the end and they're like,
"Oh, also I'm a neo-nazi."
And you're just like, "You should have led with that..."
SO... all my 'bad stuff':

•I do not want kids. Ever. So if you're looking for a relationship with the potential for kids, look somewhere else.
•I will not be getting married. Ever. So if you're looking for a relationship with the potential for marriage, you won't find it here.
•You should check our questions to see if we seem like a good match. I usually sort by 'unacceptable'.
•I'm more of an indoorsy guy. So if your profile says you like huntin' or muddin' or fishin' ... we probably are not compatible.

I know that seems kinda forward, but on the plus side, now you won't have wasted time reading the rest of my profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever I want.
I originally got a degree in Elemetary ed... but I only used it for 1 year.
Shortly after quiting teaching, I created a computer program that is used by literally tens of millions of people a day, which means I no longer have to work! Woot!
These days I mostly just work on new projects. I actually JUST launched an 'international' version of my old program, so that's keeping me busy.
I do like to stay busy though so sitting through a movie or watching TV isn't really for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at math and drawing.
Also at making cheesy jokes at the worst possible time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I look mean.
Oh, a lot of people don't catch my dry sense of humor. But if I message you something and you're like, "Is he joking?" The answer is almost always 'yes'.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Pizza.
2. My Computer.
3. My blanket thing I bought from Target a few years back.
4. My Cellphone.
5. Fast Food
6. Hot Water
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying in working.
Work is pretty much my life these days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I LOVED the movie, 'A walk to remember'.
So much so that I went out and bought the book by Nicholas Sparks and finished it in one night.
You should message me if
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You think we'd be super awesome besties.

Actually right now it's that super awkward "can't start dating" time.
You know, like you can't start dating someone in November, because you have the whole 'thanksgiving' family thing.
You can't start in December, because you'll have the whole awkward Christmas thing.
You can't start in January or February because of Valentines Day.
So the only time you can really start dating someone is March through October.

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