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TreeBarkThirty

31 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
About ten seconds after that photo was snapped I slid out of that chair. That's what I get for napping on a hill. Still, best nap ever. It was really hot.
I’m really good at
Some of my friends tell me I'm not very funny; shitheads, all of 'em. I think I'm hilarious. The problem may be that the bulk of my humor relies on the pun - not everyone's comedic cup of tea. What can I say. I have my Jewish father to thank.
The first things people usually notice about me
My rich, luxurious head of hair (observable only at extreme distances).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tolkien, Tolstoy, Lovecraft. Stephen King, Arthur C. Clarke, Philip K. Dick. Cormac McCarthy! And MAMET.

Star Wars (though George Lucas ruined my childhood with his revisionist horseshit). Firefly, and everything Joss Whedon. But above all, Star Trek. All of it.

Bob Dylan to The Tallest Man on Earth, Joni Mitchell to Joanna Newsom. Johnny Cash, Mississippi John Hurt, Townes van Zandt. Tom Waits, Paul Simon, Cat Stevens, Randy Newman. Nina Simone sends me over the moon. And of course Queen. All time greatest. But I'll listen to anything once. Though I generally draw the line at Dave Matthews Band. Sorry.

Westerns new and old, romcoms, musicals. Horror flicks (the non-tacky variety), and of course sci-fi and fantasy. Looper knocked my socks off. James Cameron is my guy. Historical epics. The Coen Brothers of course, and, yes, Spielberg. Richard Linklater. And let's not forget David Fincher (Alien 3?). Mad Men, Deadwood, Curb, Friday Night Lights, Girls, Terriers, Real Time, Louie is beyond brilliant. I revere The West Wing. Oh yeah, and Star Trek. And I celebrate Woody Allen, like ya do.

And did I mention Star Trek?

As far as food, I could subsist entirely on sushi. No problem. Indian, southern, a good pesto. I have respect for pizza. And beer. I have respect for beer. Breakfast is really where it's at, though. Hard to top a stellar brunch.
The six things I could never do without
What a question. You might as well ask what the ONE thing I couldn't live without is.

The answer would be Barack Obama. Before he came into my life, I missed him so bad.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The moon. And Outer Space in general. What can I say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Singin' in the rain; or riding by the light of the moon with Quantrill.
Or worrying about how I misuse the semicolon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I devoured the first season of Jersey Shore. And I'm gonzo for Spartacus. And I subscribe to The New Yorker.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating